The Journey Of A Simple Person In Some Place.......oooooh cookie!

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2010-05-06T23:27:00.002+08:00

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Hi there.

Natto Shenanigans.

2009-11-29T21:15:00.003+08:00

I did it.I finally tasted natto.Bought a pack with 2 packages inside from the Liang Court Japanese supermarket.$3.20 spent.I only had three mouthfulls...IT WAS TOO DISGUSTIINNGGG!!!!!!!!!Siallar.....that was friggin...WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......i tried the first mouthful.I wanted to give up but must FORCE OI!So i forced,2 more,then cannot.Its too much.I can eat hati ayam,paru,tempeh busuk,but natto....natto.....its too much.Here's the picccsss!

The Package.

The Inner Package.

The ingredients (Fermented soy beans,mustard,and something else.)

After i mixed it all up......THE HORRROR!

I added rice,but i couldnt take it with rice.

Japan.......you come out with crazy shit.

Ziyaad's Most Awesome Baked Rice

2009-10-26T20:28:00.002+08:00

Why, hello there...

Today i'll be doing something different.

Presenting to you!

ZIYAAD'S MOST AWESOME BAKED RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sorry about the pictures,i took it after eating the stuf...lololololololol)

Ingredients:

For the potatoe gratin topping :

5 russet potatoes
1 cup of milk
3 tablespoons of butter
Some parsley flakes
A little black pepper
A cup of shredded cheddar cheese

For the rice :
2 cups of rice ,already cooked
4 slices of chicken ham
4 chicken sausages
A cup of cheddar cheese
Some fresh Basil leaves
10 cherry tomatoes (optional,number of tomatoes optional too)
3/4 can of champignone (spelling) mushrooms (Can use other mushrooms too,also optional if u are allergic to mushrooms,if u are allergic then/...lolololololol.....you're missing out cos mushrooms are friggin awesome yo!)
A cup of shredded cheddar cheese
3 tablespoons of butter
Italian herbs mix
Salt
Black Pepper

THE MAKING OF THE POTATOE!

Alright first things first, peel the potatoes and you can cut them in half if you want,cos it'll be easier to mash them later.Get ready with a pot of boiling water and add a touch of salt to the water.After peeling, put them in a pot and boil them until they are nice and soft.I forgot how long i boiled them so heh,don't blame me,i was experimenting with ingredients.
After you've done boiling them, pour some cold water over the potatoes so they wont be too hot when you mash them. You can mash them with your hand or any utensil that can easily mash the potatoes.

After mashing the potatoes, put the milk in,along with the butter,parsley flakes,black pepper and cheese. STIR THAT STUFF UP!STIR IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! MIX THAT POTATOE UP! Make sure everything is mixed perfectly. Actually when you're done mixing,you can eat the potatoe already....lol...cos its mashed potatoes,but were using it for something special...SO WAIT GOD DAMN IT!

THE MAKING OF THE RICE!

When i was thinking of this recipe, i had some trouble thinking of what to put in the rice, but i made it nice in the end. Before you make the rice though, preheat your oven to 160 degrees,why 160? i also don't know why,cos i only agak-agak.

First, cut the ham into small slices,like squares,but not too small though.Also cut the hotdogs into small individual circles. For the mushrooms, you can cut them however you want really,but what i do is I cut each mushroom into four slices. Then, slice the Basil into bits and pieces.

Now,put the cooked rice into a bowl, along with everything that you've cut up. Also put in the butter,italian herbs mix,black pepper,cheese and some salt. Mix that together nicely until everything is perfectly mixed. I was using New Zealand White Cheddar cos it tastes pretty awesome,also,it sounds friggin professional, lol. After mixing those stuff up, add in the cherry tomatoes. The reason why i add the tomatoes last,is because they are delicate and i didnt want to squash them when i was mixing the other stuff up.

THE MAKING OF THE WHOLE THING!

I used a 10in x 4in ? container-baking-tray-type-thing (its in the picture) to bake my stuff in,dont really know what it's called. First,butter up the insides of the tray you are using,so your stuff wont stick. Put the rice first filling up 3/4 of the space and then layer the mashed potatoe thingy on top. Make sure to layer it nicely,covering up holes at the sides or whatsoever.If you want, you can also sprinkle somemore cheese at the top of the potatoe layer. Before you put it into the oven, cover the top with some aluminium foil but leave some air space and do not let the foil touch the potatoe and the cheese.

Now,pop it into the oven.After 30 mins, take the aluminium foil off , increase the heat to 200 degrees and continue baking it for 15 more minutes.Roughly bake it until you see the top turning golden brown and you can hear the butter sizzling. And after that 15 mins...you can start OMNOMNOMOMNOMNOMNOMING!

Its so good,even the heavy wants it.

Dammit...

2009-10-18T23:11:00.003+08:00

So,i just watched Bruno.Don't know why i did it.I guess I liked Borat so much, i wanted to see how Bruno was.It was the single most terrifying thing i've ever seen.My eyes,and mind will be tainted forever.I guess i just don't bode well with high velocity spinning penis' and mouth to mouth homosexual love-making.I'm just going to stop here.

Well it's about time.

2009-09-28T20:03:00.002+08:00

I didn't blog because as usual blogger was kind of a douchebag.I really wanted to put in some photos on my blog but blogger didn't let me.And now that i can,i forgot what photos i was going to put up anyway.....yea...irony.

First things first, hari raya just passed,although that doesnt stop people from going out still,heck,i'm going to go out with my friends too. The food was great,the colours were great......the cash was great...yea...the cash.....its like getting paid to eat and have a good time.

I actually bought a game after so many years of not buying a game.I bought the game basically because it was kinda worth it.Team Fortress 2.If you don't know what that is,or you think that it's a sucky game,then you're not cool.Only the cool kids play Team Fortress 2.Come on,there's still time,join the cool kids club,get the game and let me kill you over and over again in the game.Remember...its...cool.......

I wannna work on something,but i don't know what to.Maybe a small project or something to do with digital visual effects...to think that i'm in the course i should do more.

I went jamming after a long time.Felt great and bad at the same time.Great because i managed to pull off the 28 songs in 3 hours and bad because i managed to pull off 28 songs in 3 hours. Punk rock songs...mind you..Blink songs....Travis Barker's works....the night before the jam i practiced...in the air..and i still got blisters....whimp i am...whimp i am.After the jamming session,my fingers were swollen.I seriously loled.But it was great to be on the set again....the feeling's great...like you're on top of the world.

That's What She Said.

2009-08-22T22:25:00.000+08:00

Alright Blogger,is apparently being a douche and when i wanna post stuff,all i get to post with is this white page with no interface at all.Seriously...what the hell man?I was gonna show lots of cool stuff i just made and now i cant,cos blogger is crapping all over the internet.Gah.

So,i have studio project its like 3 weeks of days of stuff.A lot of stuff.I can do my work...the problem is,i somehow can't do my work.THere's something holding me back.Normally, i would be like all into my work,i'll make it the best thing i've ever made,but recently,my brain just 'poofed'.Very weird indeed,and very not cool,cos i really want to do my work.

Now i'm puasa-ing.Can't wait for Hari Raya though,gonna get my cash on.Ooohh...there's just so many things that i need right now....actually,things that i want......seriously,who gets things that they really need these days......its all about the wants.But they phrase it as needs.I will do that.I need Team Fortress 2.I need an Xbox 360.I need a PSP.I may also need a DS.I need a docking system for my iPod.I need all the new Blink 182 merchandise.I basically need alot of things.They are really important as you can see.If you dont have them,you probably need them.

I just remembered why i don't like dates.Like every fasting month muslims will buy lots and lots of dates to eat cos its sweet and apparently gives us energy and stuff.But in the end,they still look alot like friggin fat cockroaches.That's why i do not fancy them,i do not like them,i do not eat them.I can name other stuff that cna give energy too.....bananas...bananas are good.Milo.Milo,you can't say anything else that beats Milo.Milo is practically gasoline for humans,its an awesome drink.The person who invented Milo should in fact get a Nobel prize,i'm serious,he deserves it.A 1 minute of applause for Milo.Give it up for Milo everyone!

More to come.

HO NO MO!

2009-08-08T22:05:00.004+08:00

Hey there.I now officially have TWO assignments left and......BOOM!ITS THE HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well technically its not a full holiday,cos i still have a studio project thingy,don't really know much about it yet though.Heh,but at last,holiday,after those weeks of endless assignments and presentation,it was World War 3 YO!And don't say WW3 already happened,that wasnt a war,it was two countries suddenly merajuk and threw tantrums....pffffffffffffffffffff. Speaking of world wars,the future wars would be so damn boring,cos you can just press a button and boom,nuclear domination.There's hardly anymore honour or skill involved,well,we just have to wait and see don't we?

So,I walked from Little India to Raffles Place for my Photography Assignment 2B shots...round 3!Yes,i went out three times.First time i went,i didn't get any pictures.Second time i went,i got one awesome one.The third one,i got some good ones,hopefully my story works out.ANYWAYS....i was walking down Bugis Street and was walking past the impossible-to-miss sex shop and what did i see?I saw this old dude staring his balls off at the shop window.That's extreme window shopping my friends.Daaaaamn, 69 and still kicking! He was oddly entranced by the book on the Kamasutra.SO i was thinking,hmmm.....i dont see that many old people staring at sex shops....and i had a camera in my hands soooo....snap.I'm sorry old man,i had to do it,it was indeed a Kodak moment.Bravo.

I was at Mustafa the other day,and saw ostrich meat.How would an ostrich taste like?I'll put it in my to do list.And i WILL find out.I managed to find Jaffa cakes,i managed to taste Jaffa cakes,who's to stop me now huh?I will taste ostrich meat and report it to the world.They deserve to know!Now,i just have to decide what to cook it in.Curry?Lemak Chili Padi?Masak hitam?Masak Merah?Sushi?

Two more things to add : 1. Watch Blink 182 live.
2. Taste natto.

Let the games begin.

Burp.

2009-07-28T20:28:00.000+08:00

My guitar string broke....i wasn't even touching it.I was staring at it...and it snapped.....WTTTTFFFFF! I'm friggin telekenetic yo!!!I really didn't expect that to happen...and i didn't want it to happen.Now i can't play songs like Dumpweed...or m+ms...dang...I can't play a proper D chord or D minor.....or G...DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN IT.Yea i could probably go out and buy some strings with the 40 cents i have....

You know with this course that i'm in i would probably post more things up on this damn blog?Yea i would,i could,but no mood.I'm a lazy person so yea....poof.

So i got another hand related injury...i burnt my arm...and now..there's this bulging thing on my arm...it's so weird...it may even be ALIVE!I can hear it talking to me..like..."Hey Ziyaad....hook a brother up with some of that J.Cakes man"...hell no....i'm not gonna give away my stash,not now,not ever.

I now realise that i sleepwalk...seriously..and the climax of my slumber-stroll is friggin unusual.Its not my first time...but i always end up in the toilet somehow...taking a shit or something...i'm friggiiin serious...It bothers me that i can just wake up at night and i'm in the toilet,just chilling and my mom says that sometimes she can hear me talking in my sleep,but that's kinda normal right?Not if you're talking in a totally different LANGUAGE!i don't know if the gibberish i say in my sleep is even legit...but apparently its quite convincing,i've got all the verbs,nouns,adjectives and whatnot properly grammatasised.It runs in the family though,apparently my dad speaks 10 languages.....in his dreams...no pun intended.

Blink 182's shows so far are great sia......i wish i could go to one show...just one...daaaaaaaaaaaaang it!And here i am sitting in Singapore worrying about bus drivers blacklisting me.I've got the mood to go play some Blink stuff,but i don't have the money or time...well,maybe i have the time,but i sure as hell don't have the money.....i want my dream house to have a jamming studio with all the instruments i ever wanted in there.I'll have like loads of Strats and basses and stuff.I'll have a kickass keyboard that does lots of cool stuff and shit and this grand piano in the middle of the studio. I'll have a turn-table just to mix shit make cool stuff.Ofcourse,the drumset of kings i will have, with my own custom paint job and set-up and like lots of spare parts and different snares and cymbals.And i can record my own stuff and shit so that i don't have to go to another studio cos guess wat?I GOT MAH OWN STUDIO! And in another room,it'll be like a gaming empire with 20 PC terminals with lots of kickass games.Also,in one corner,i got all the xbox stuff,another one,i got all the PLaystation stuff,and another one,i got all the intendo stuff.And right behind that game place through a glass wall,i have a bowling alley,a kickass bowling alley,with pool tables and stuff at the sides.

In my kitchen,i'll have this huge fridge that i somehow invented,i can just put lots of things in it and it'll have this computer terminal that gets for me watever i want,so if i typed in "Coke", it'll get me a coke,or "Hot chick" and it'll get me some spicy chicken or something like that.And i'll ahve this kickass stove,with kickass stuff,so i cook some kickass shit.

My garage is gonna be awesome too.It'll have 72 vehicles.Why 72?Cos its my favourite number....believe me,i myself do not know why 72 is my favourite number...i think maybe cos it has a nice ring to it you know?Like i could say 72 all day and never get tired of it...anyways...i'll have Mercs,Audis,Porches,Minis,Ferraris and possibly Cadillacs in my garage.All cars...and on my roof,i'll have a helicopter.

Well that ain't gonna happen....

Dang,So Awesome.

2009-07-24T22:11:00.002+08:00

Wtf , lol,why the hell is blogger so weird right now,i'm typing in this puny midget box,weird,very weird,extemely weird.

So i woke up this morning and thought to myself,"Hey,what would happen if i mircrowave a Jaffa Cake?" I know people,i know,why would anyone think of that first thing in the morning,well i'm a special person,i'm unique,unlike you all,you normal,boring people. So,what WOULD happen if i were to microwave a Jaffa cake? Let me just say this....NEVER microwave a Jaffa Cake,i regretted doing that.

Dang,i'm totally stoked by Blink 182's first Summer Tour gig.I wish i was there,but no,i can't.Sad face....I jope 9.87fm has like a contest or whatever to win free trips to one of Blink's shows,cos they have like 2 month worth of gigs,the whole thing ends in October,there's bound to be a way for me to get to America and rock all night long.And i want a Blink 182 t-shirt,the new one,with the new logo and that hoodie.GOD DAMMIT THAT HOODIE....why'd it have to be so nice huh?Dangit......so many things,so little time.GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I spend my day today camping at YOutube,waiting for Blink 182 Summer TOur footage.....yea,i know....time well spent right? Indeed.When the first video popped up, i was like screaming and jumping around,i was like "HOLY SHIT!!!!!A BLINK 182 SUMMER TOUR VIDEO...OH MAN....THIS IS GREAT...REJOICE!REJOICE!...i linked a bunch of Blink vids on Facebook and i watched a whole lot of The Office episodes,should have spent more time on that series,friggin hilarious.

I've got plenty of assignments to keep me busy.I'm not really stressed by them anymore actually....i'm like extremely excited about doing them...i don't know why.Designing this,designing that...doing that god awful Math assignment about translation,reflection and other 'tions'....for the first time in my life,i'm actually enjoying homework. Maybe its the Jaffa Cakes? Does Jaffa Cakes = Happiness? Maybe...maybe.

SO,while doing one of my assignments,i accidentally cut myself with a penknife.After doing so,i put on a plaster.Then i remembered that i was allergic to plasters.Okay,wait one moment,i know being allergic to plasters is lame,pathetic and noobish,but that's what i am...i have sensitive skin,don't judge.....Anyways.....i took off that plaster after 10 hours,and my thumb seemed fine.Then,i put on a sensitive skin plaster and when i took it off after another few hours,my thumb seemed fine,so i said 'Heck,i don;t need no plaster no more".So i continued with my awesome life and now......my thumb has multiple blisters.Way to go.It sucks to be allergic to plasters.I'm doomed by something that's supposed to protect me.That's kinda cool.

Its the day.

2009-07-19T22:46:00.003+08:00

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY!
iTS THE 100TH post!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!I told yall i'd post something special right?Well i did!Check out the video.

MMMHMMMMMM....i managed to get the elusive Jaffa cake,after much time consumed in the quest for it.IT PAID OFF!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Aha....the video's kinda lame but heh,i was in a rush,and the excitement got to me you know.When I was buying the Jaffa Cakes i was thinking,"Man.....what if it sucks?" Well it taste quite nice actually,so i'm satisfied.Haaaaa.....what now?God damn my video sucks haha.

Houston, we have an awesome.

2009-07-01T13:13:00.003+08:00

HOLY SHIT! Why haven't i heard of this band before? They friggin cool and awesome.Its a Japanese jazz band and they're friggin great. Wished i heard of them earlier.

Stay Puft!

2009-06-23T01:10:00.002+08:00

I really...really want to change my imeem player that's down there, cos,recently,some chach thought that only allowing 30-sec previews for most songs on my external player.Dammit!So if you wanna listen to the full song,you'll have to play it on imeem.That....that.....that defeats the purpose.I have like a gazzilion songs on Ziyaad's Most Awesome Playlist In The World,and 99% of that are 30-secs of anti-climax.The only songs that seem to be full are the Flight Of The Conchords songs.O_o.I think i'll get another player and only put one kickass song.You have been warned.And seriously,what's the point of listening to only 30-secs of Blink 182....that's stupid,redundant and could probably be a sin.

Oh yea....it wasn't a Pokemon....duuuhh....what kind of screwed up Pokemon looks like that.Its infact its..........A GORRILA WIZARD THINGY WEARING GLASSES!

That's what boredom does to people,it screws up our minds till we become idiots,i was a victim to that.Dont judge.

Nearly my 100th post....what will be on the 100th?Well...we'll have to wait,wont we?

Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions.

2009-06-06T20:29:00.004+08:00

I had a losing streak today.

Every game i played today...i failed miserably at each of them.I even sucked at scissors,paper,stone online....You know you suck,when you lose against a computer in scissors,paper,stone.....5 times in a row.

My holidays are finally coming...one more week and i'm free to roam the earth for 14 days.I shall discover lands that were once lost....i shall wade in the seven seas.I shall do a flying fox from the Eiffel Tower to the Statue of Liberty.I will.....oh crap

I FORGOT ABOUT THE JAFFA CAKES!

Now that i have time,i shall get my Jaffa Cakes and write a review on the blog.If it's good then that's great,if its bad...then.....i wasted my time finding it -_-.

Well,on a more serious note.....

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

I'll tell you in my next post.

Pyjama Time.

2009-06-03T00:15:00.004+08:00

Right now from Tuesday to Thursday, the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) is being held at Los Angeles.Its considered as Monday to Wednesday there.So why am i talking about this?And why do you care?Cos this is mah blog bitches,and when you come in here,you better read my whole post or i will pop a cap in yo ass.Mmhmmmm...i will LITERALLY shove a Billabong cap up your puny anus and i assure you,it will be uncomfortable,ur lucky there's a no gun policy here.

So...E3,why am i talking about it?Because it is one of the most awesome annual events that are held on this very planet.Video games.....video games and MORE video games.I am quite a video game lover myself.....i just love the fact that video games have evolved so much for the past half a century or so.From humble games like Pacman or Tetris ,people said that it wasn't gonna get any better than that,then games like Quake or Half-Life came out and people said that that was the shizzle,its awesome,this has got to be the best game in the world.Then all the Left 4 Dead,Burnout,and other games come out and we're now like.......OH MAN THIS VIDEO GAME IS AWESOME!Then now E3,showcased alot of new video games,some are sequels...and i am kinda amazed,again.I just love that fact.Come on,how can you not be amazed people.So far,alot of great news has been coming out from E3 like........Left4Dead 2 , Halo:ODST and Halo:Reach, a star wars MMO ,Final Fantasy ummmm.....16 i think,or was it 15,not too sure,not really a final fantasy fan.Yea....there are much more,and i'm just so god damn excited and the ironic part is,most of the game i would wanna play is on the Xbox 360,and i only have my old piece of shit xbox.Yeaaaaa......How i wish i had all the money in the world to get these stuff.

Oh yea...and Sony's probably gonna announce the new PSP GO.AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!I KNEW IT!You all said that it wasnt gonna happen......but it did bitches....it actually did.I believe its still considered as the PSP2 i have always theorised about.OMG I GOT YA DIDNT I?!!!!I planned this from the start,and you all said no,it wasnt gonna happen.But it did,it finally happened.Don't believe me? CHECK THIS OUT! .
Muahahahahhahaaaa......my PSP 2 savings have been quite prosper....now i'm $5.60 richer than you to purchase the PSP GO.

Well enough of games and all that.Right now.....i feel like making a lasagne.And wtf.....---->>>>>>> my imeem player only allows users that are logged in into imeem to listen to the full songs on my playlist.That's gay.....that's retarded imeem....it really is.

Omnomnomnomnom.

2009-05-29T22:35:00.004+08:00

You'd think that i've already tasted Jaffa cakes already since i discovered where they were, but sadly,no...no.Its in Changi man.....its that far.Time is an issue...transportation expenses...gaaaaaaah.I havent gotten my concession yet so no Jaffa cakes yet...damn.But i will get them and review them soon.Yes...i will personally review what they taste like.And no,you can't have any.

Hahahaha....in one of my recent posts I mentioned that I was infected with an MSN virus.Well not anymore!I pwned that son of a bitch virus.I didn't give it any mercy....no sirreee....NO MERCY(pun intended)!When i got that virus i immediately stopped whatever i was doing,i stopped doing my assignment,i stopped doing everything!And focused on the most important thing that is the safety and well-being of my computer.I dled certain virus pwning software and used them.I made sure that virus wished that it had never been made.I popped a virtual cap in its ass.It failed miserably.Which leads me to a public service announcement to you all.To those who get infected by the virus.....FRIGGGIN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.The messages that other people get from you are annoying and retarded...so do yourself and others a favour and get rid of the virus pronto.Seriously,some people can go on with that virus for like a month and not do something about it.That's stupid.GO do something about it.

Anyways,video of the day!

I salute those people at the table trying not to burst out.

Dont smash my sambal goreng.

2009-05-23T21:20:00.005+08:00

I woke up this morning.Got ready for alumni band prac.Waited for the bus,i got a call.Band prac was cancelled,but i still had to go,i had to pass something to a friend.So i went all the way to Bukit Batok,on this hot morning.And let me tell you,it was scorching.So yea,i went to Dunearn just to pass a stack of papers,but meh,that's still okay,i can live with it.So i went to the MRT station to go home 4 hours earlier -_-.

Reached Marsling mrt,got off.Went to 7-11 and bought a piece of shit lunch.Walked to my house.On the way there.....i stepped on a huge ass pile of chewed chewing gum,with my Macbeths on.Yes...i stepped of a friggin pile of chewing gum...with my Macbeths on.DONT FRIGGIN MESS WITH MY MACBETHS!I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT GUM CHEWER...I WILL KILL YOU!I WILL BLEND YOUR BALLS OFF AND MAKE SAMBAL BELACAN WITH IT WHICH I WILL THEN SMEAR ONTO YOUR STUPID LITTLE EYES YOU SOB!Dont you people know that chewing gum is friggin not allowed in Singapore.ARE YOU RETARDED?CRIMINALS ARE FRIGGIN RETARDED.The main reason why it was banned in the first place was because of THIS SHIT HAPPENING.CHEWING GUM SHOULD NEVER BE STUCK ON MY MACBETHS!THROW THE DAMN GUM AWAY WHEN UR FINISH CHEWING INTO A GODDAMN DUSTBIN YOU SHITFACE!USE A DUSTBIN!!!A TRASHCAN!NOT THE FRIGGIN FLOOR YOU DUMBASS RETARD.

I immediately wiped that chewing gum off with my best efforts,but there were still small traces of it on my godly shoes.I compressed my anger into a little ball that i locked away deep inside of me which i will explode out when i am face to face with the culprit.

I grumbled all the way to my house,went in,bathed all that stuff,switched on my com played some video games and stuff.Suddenly out of the blue............I WAS FRIGGIN INFECTED WITH THE GODDAMN MSN VIRUS.GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT CRIMINALS.I WILL HUNT DOWN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU AND CHOP EACH OF YOUR FRIGGIN BALLS OFF AND GLUE THEM ON TO EACH OF YOUR MOTHERS FACES!I WILLL MAKE YOU MISERABLE.I WILL DESTROY YOUR PETTY LIVES THAT YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN GIVEN.I WILL MAKE YOU ALL PAY FOR SCREWING UP MY MSN!WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT ACAI BERRY PILLS?!!!!!!!I WOULD LOVE TO LOSE WEIGHT,BUT I DONT WANT TO DO IT YOUR RETARDED WAY.STOP THIS SHIIIIT.THIS IS MADNESS!

MADNESS?

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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

So,basically,i will train myself to be a professional assasin and i will destroy every msn virus criminal or inconsiderate gum chewer and glue their balls onto their mother's faces.

Same ol' same ol'.

Wipe that shit eating grin off your face.

2009-05-20T23:13:00.003+08:00

I realise,that i get sleepy too easily.I'm not saying that its a bad thing.Sleep,as we all know,is an awesome thing to experience.I just think that i can do more things,with more energy you know.But god dammit,do i love to sleep.Don't lie to yourselves,i know that everyone loves to sleep.Insomiacs i'm sure really want to go to sleep or fall asleep more easily.Come on people,lets celebrate our ability to sleep.Sleep is awesome.Sleep is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah......no words can actually describe the power that sleep creates.You know,i wish i can sleep more....but a little thing called school spoils the whole mood.Darn it.

Three days ago,on the 17th of May at 10.15am...a friend of mine passed away.She was the greatest friend a person could ever have.She was so accurate,the first friend i had of that kind.But....she had to be split into two...the joints....they werent....strong enough...they broke....she couldnt survive it...not again...Her name was Carlina....she was born,made, in Italy.She was so beautiful....so bright.I woke up,beside her and touched her like i always did in the morning,but this time....i hurt her...till....she broke into.She was my fifth one i ever had.....my fifth.........................pair of spectacles.She was so durable you know....then suddenly she just snapped in two in the morning when i got hold of her like I always did....heh....2 years i think,but neh mind arh,i gots mah new specs.

Look at my face....LOOK AT MY FACE!Do i look like one of them?

No.
No.
Yes.

When i look upon your face,i get explosive diarrohea.

2009-05-07T20:42:00.007+08:00

I took this picture during photography class.I must say,i didnt expect to get such a nice picture.The professional cameras are quite tricky to use.

That's all.

These Go To 11.

2009-04-25T22:49:00.001+08:00

This weather...is......annoying.Make up your mind weather,please.You're acting like a girl in a shoe store.Don't be picky.Didn't your Mother(nature) teach you that?!HUH WEATHER!I'M TALKING TO YOU,WEATHER!ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Really arh.......a storm passed us.Then this heat comes in.Wtf?Gah..and i don't have air-conditioning....gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!I had to switch on two fans....TWO.....2!!!!!!II!!!!!!!!TWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!It makes me wanna go to school so much,cos i have air conditioning in school....omg....OMG......OH MA GAWD!That's it....that's the reason for the weather.I have a theory.The polytechnics somehow found a way to manipulate the weather...so that....POLY STUDENTS WILL GO TO SCHOOL!!!!OH CRAP!!!!!I SHAT BRICKS!!!!!CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!I found out the secret.....i have to admit.....it works......i wanna go to school right now and enjoy that air-conditioning......BUT....i shall not let u polytechnics get away with THIS!!!!!!!!I SHALL NOT FLUSH AFTER USING YOUR TOILETS!!!!MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Take that ,polytechnics.Never mess with Ziyaad.

Due to this screwed up heat,i've been more thankful for the invention of jelly.Seriously,jelly is such an underated food item.I mean....chocolate,chicken,apples and other stuff are always getting the most attention.WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR JELLY?!!!!!!Have you all forgotten the wonders that jelly brings into our lives?Lets start a Go For Jelly campaign.Consume at least one piece of jelly everyday.Jelly is healthy u know.If you want,go for the less sugary ones.JIGGLE POWER!I believe that sounded wrong.

Can't wait for that new Blink 182 album.Gaaah...ima buy it and i'm gonna learn all the songs and i'm gonna hope that they come to Singapore.Dammit....come to Singapore ,Blink 182.We can hang out.ANd maybe you can give me some free merchandise...i don't know,maybe (hint..hint).I'm just saying,its not wrong to give out free stuff once in a while you know,to people who deserve it.People like me,although i'm not saying i want it,but i also won't mind you know.So yea.....basically,come to Singapore,do a concert,hang out with deserving fans and give me a shitload of free stuff.

FILLMORE!

2009-04-22T18:59:00.001+08:00

MACBETH!!!!!!!I HAS IT NOW!!!!!!!

Now...i have to get the Jaffa cakes.

Hey Aqualung!

2009-04-07T22:17:00.004+08:00

I hope you guys get really motivated by this.My face reeks of motivation,lets spread out this positive vibe to the world.

Hahahahaaa....i look so damn professional.Credit to Naz for the picture.

Ima update mah facebook profile picture.

Hold Your Suspenders.

2009-04-04T23:56:00.002+08:00

It is a bright day today...an awesome day.Why you ask?Well.....my sources tell me that there is indeed Jaffa Cakes in Singapore.I know....i too....shit my pants when i heard of this magical news.At $4.80 it is sold.Another box will be complimentary with the purchase of one.Things can't get better than that right?No....it does.I have three flavours to choose from,orange,strawberry and raspberry.This is a sign my friends....of a new beginning...of a new day.The weather shall not be a mystery again,people will unite as one,to bring love to this planet.With this purchase....i shall single-handedly solve the recession problem.I shall venture into the unknown taste of a Jaffa Cake and savour the moment.This shall be written in books as the day the world knew that everything is going to be fine.My friends....i shall complete my quest for the Jaffa very soon once i have obtained my shining treasure and i shall.....i shall....let the world know...about this glorious day..........

I shall be complete................

You will know................

The crown is mine....

We will be one..

Go.

2009-03-28T21:27:00.004+08:00

Well hot damn....the Power Rangers are getting cancelled..HERE"S PROOF!Alright,the Power Rangers series has been a childhood favourite for almost everyone.But gosh,finally they pulled the plug.Now its like a lame Matrix movie shrunk into 30 minutes or possibly less.Or maybe Mega Zords were more appealing when i still had diapers on.

Earth Hour,was like just now.I didn't participate because i thought it was crap.Go ahead,arrest me,send me to the gallows.Y'all are friggin posers.So what if you switch off everything for an hour,you waste stuff for every other hour.I wanted to continue my life peacefully and normally,so here i am.I think really,people think its 'cool' to follow the trend."Ooooh,lets save the Earth by switching off the lights and shit for an hour and then it'll be all okay.Because the media says so...i'm sure you lazy buggers leave the fridge open every other time.Its just human instinct.I mean you dont have to off everything for an hour annually....just conserve everyday..works out better..i guess.But who cares......really.And it was a really hot day today,you guys must be crazy to switch off everything.

I'm saving for the Blink 182 album that may come out at any time.I'll be the first person in Singapore to have it and no,i will not send the songs to you.Get your lazy assess off and buy an album for yourself because its more worth it than stupid pieces of shit like Akon and Slipknot.I mean come on........Slipknot has like a million members with opportunities to play more instruments and they play with friggin trash cans?I guess that's the outcome of illegal mp3 downloads.Booyah!

Awsome Possum.

2009-03-16T22:17:00.003+08:00

Seriously....that could very well be the most awesome sleeping bag i have ever seen.Its just so....genius man...wow...that's nobel peace prize worthy.I'm in awe by what i've discovered.....This has epic written all over it.

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Don’t dismiss this outright as the work of some raving lunatic. There’s some sense to this story, if you’ll just hear me out…

Look, we all wonder if time travel is possible, right? Well, let me tell you something… it is. I’m from the future, actually. I know you probably don’t believe that, but seriously, I’m from the future. It’s a really great thing; getting to see the past, watching events unfold… stuff like that. We know more now than we ever would.

Behind all the fun, though, there’s a more serious aspect. We aren’t supposed to go in our own lifetime, and we are NEVER allowed to contact our past selves. Let me tell you, I’m breaking that rule right now. Yes, kid, you’re talking to yourself. Your future self. I’m going to be executed for this, but you know what? I accept that. I’m preventing something by talking to you that is WORSE than death. I can’t tell you outright what to do, because the filters would catch it. This is the closest I can get, trust me. I can, however, send a little message.

You should probably read the first word of every paragraph, now

Hehehehehehehe......got ya.

The Human Torch Was Denied A Bank Loan.

2009-03-04T00:19:00.003+08:00

Darth Vader amazes me......how does he manage to speak and breathe at the same time?Even for a Sith....really....that's amazing.It takes a lot of skill to pull that off.

I'm really pissed off by the noise pollution that Singapore has.Its mainly because of how people address each other.I've been pissed off by this thing for a long time now and i finally will type it out on this very blog!And here it goes...

Why do people do that irritating noise to call their friends?You know,that 'squish' sound where you're like sucking air or something...i don't know....it's like a kissing sound where people do from afar to call their friends and they expect their friends to respond and turn around.I personally do not know how to do that thing.People are actually skilled at doing that,i'm amazed,i find it hard to do it.Is there a diploma for that???A Diploma In The Art Of Douchebaggerism???Its friggin irritating.Omg....why do we have names????For fun???I want to be called by the name Ziyaad...not by a sound effect!Its friggin rude too.Its irritating...that's the main point after all.You do that in Orchard road,or basically just anywhere and 99% of the people in that area will turn and find that person.I'll purposely refuse to respond to that sound,i find it offending to be called like that,its like being treated like a dog.But basically....its noisy and gosh darn irritating.And some people keep on doing it until their friends turn...that's just crap.They can go on forever!!!Like a machine gun...just 'squishing' away."Hey,there's Ziyaad...i'm gonna call him!"SQUIIIISHHH!"Hmmmmmmmm....maybe he didn't hear me....maybe,if i just keep on doing it,he'll notice me!!!!!"SQuuiiiiiissshHH!!SQUUIII11111555HHHH!!!!"I would love to meet the guy who invented that awful sound and just punch him hard in the face because that's just retarded.You hear that?Its retarded!!And the worse part is...a lot of people are doing it.Singapore is screwed up.We should just throw away our wonderful names and replace them with bodily sounds.I'd personally like to be known as "Clearing-Your-Throat-Sound" or just a simple fart,not the wet kind though,i'd prefer the high pitched farts although it may be difficult to make them come out intentionally.

I guess that's all.

Doohicky.

2009-02-21T21:47:00.002+08:00

You know what?i prefer certain things as they were in the 90's...yes...the 90's...I personally loved my childhood because it was mainly in the 90's and the really really really really early 2000s.Why?Because unlike nowadays.......the 90's had a lot of really good cartoons.Yes...cartoons.Cartoons were,are and will always be entertaining but lately,there have been a lot of pieces of colourful shit roaming about in our television sets.I could very well say that the 90's was probably the golden age for cartoons you know...there were really really good cartoons that none of the cartoons today can compete with.A really good but weir example is Cow And Chicken.That cartoon was screwed up inside-out,bird's eye view...EVERYWHERE!!!It was so screwed up and demented that it was a great show.I personally loved it...the fact that a chicken could be a cow's brother and their mum and dad were only portrayed as feet and there was this red guy bouncing around with his ass and it didnt hurt at all for him...it was the awesomest show ever.I miss that show...seriously.It rocked socks,it rocked all of my socks...it rocked my socks sooooo much that i had to reorganize my sock drawer because they were all like jumbled up.And the other shows like I Am Weasel or Angry Beavers...they were great.Hey Arnold.Catdog.CATDOG WAS THE WEIRDEST IDEA FOR A CHARACTER.That's why it rocked soooo much.Even Pokemon.Pokemon was the bomb for the first season especially.I literally wanted to catch them all,so i annoyed my parents into buying a gameboy for me.Almost every kid played pokemon on the gameboy at least once in their lives.It was an epic show.But now...i look at the pokemon and i say WTF?Those arent pokemon!They look like mutated freaks....what happened to the simplicity of a pikachu?Or and awesomeness of a charizard?I dont want to catch them all anymore,i dont even want to look at them.As the years goes by,i wanna hear people say like..."Hey man,remember the good ol' days?With cow and chicken and all those great cartoons?"....I wanna hear that.I dont wanna hear like"Hey dude,remember Winx club,that was an awesome show..."SCREW THAT.Send them to childhood rehab or something....really....come on.And there were also great educational shows.One really great example is The Magic School Bus...I learnt a major amount of things from that show...i loved it...that Magic School Bus made me want to go to school but then realise that my school was filled with cheapskate asses who can't afford a Magic School Bus....what's wrong with the world now..seriously.....the new shows just suck donkey shit you know...its like watching a cow have diarrhoea on the television...watching a car go over a dead cat constantly for half an hour.

So...i dreamt of zombies..yea....not suprising...really,judging from the massive amounts of zombie related movies i've seen.I mean zombies freak me out,they are like the most plausible monsters ever.Forget Godzilla and the Loch Ness Monster,they obviously don't exist.Forget vampires and werewolves.Zombies can be real.There's already a known virus that can reanimate a dead body for like a few hours,probably like two hours like that.I'm serious,its true,there are researchers studying it.Imagine if that virus were to evolve........in due time..if it really happens i'm all up for my NTUC plan.

Oly oly oxen free.....all out in the free...we're all free...

I'm In A Glass Cage Of Emotion....

2009-02-15T18:20:00.003+08:00

2009 seems pretty insignificant to me..heh...it SHOULD be,since i'll be in a new school and all and learning new things,but its mainly what i'm going to be.Seventeen Years Old.17.17.17.Hmmmmmmmm....what awesome privileges would a 17 year old be bestowed with.....nothing much actually,not that I know of.If you DO know then,please do tell me.Because 16 and 18 have several unloackables of life. 16,you are legal enough to have sex....18,you can go to jail.17 seems so darn boring.Its in the middle of those two significant ages.I'd just rather skip 17 and go straight to 18...that way,people can get driving liscenses faster.Just a thought really,you know me,ranting about things when i'm bored.

Whoa.....WHoa....WHOOOOOOOAAA! I had an annoying case of diarrhoea for two days..and let me tell you it was gosh darn annoying.It was normal at first,having a nice peaceful shit but after three more,it started to get suspicious.I then realised,'HOLY MEXICAN JUMPING BEANS!' i've got diarrhoea.Diarrhoea was sneaky,he kicked in at unexpected times,but i was strong.He thought he could have gotten away with it but Diarrhoea was WRONG,I WOULDN'T LET HIM!And now,i'm feeling great and a hundred pounds lighter.A side effect may be that i refer to certain things as living things when they're not.I could have caught him and called the authorities,but i let him go.Turns out,he was having it bad,due to the economy crisis and all,he had to work more for his family.So i gave Diarrhoea a chance and let him go,out to the world.So,don't be scared if he comes knocking on your anus,he just needs to live,like everyone else.

I really think diarrhoea makes me high.

We Need Crumbs.

2009-02-10T00:15:00.000+08:00

I don't know why,but i just can't get over this video.

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2009-02-09T21:51:00.003+08:00

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Spaceman.

2009-02-03T00:07:00.006+08:00

We're totally screwed.We Singaporeans are gonna be in deep shit if a zombie apocalypse were to happen to us.After playing too much zombie games and watching too many zombie movies,it got me thinking.By law,we cannot possess any firearms and stuff.If people turn into zombies,are you gonna poke them with a knife?They'll bite and scratch you before you even kill them and you'll turn into one of them.What else can we do?Tape a lighter to a can of hairspray and blowtorch them....that hairspray won't be effective.Most to most,we can make molotov cocktails,but that's really messy.If you live near a police station or a military installment ,yeah,maybe you can break in and grab some weapons,but not everyone lives near one.I'm completely screwed,i live near the causeway,i'm gonna be facing both Singaporean and Malaysian zombies...that's completely unfair.What am i gonna do?Semi-quaver the zombies assess off with my drumsticks?Or bash them with my guitar?I'm gonna die if there's a virus outbreak!!!!!!!!!This completely sucks.Where are we supposed to run to?I'm gonna run my ass off to the NTUC downstairs and start making some molotovs and get me a life-time supply of Tao Kae Noi.I'm gonna die knowing i had Tao Kae Noi as my last meal.But....i'll die....without completing my quest for jaffa cakes...darn it...Jaffa cakes,if you're out there,hear this...I'LL FIND YOU!!!!

I got my second choice,i'm going to Nanyang Polytechnic,it's not that bad,its the same course as my first one,but its newer.But darn it,i'll have to travel with the adult fare each and everyday.DAMN YOU STUPID GOVERNMENT!!!!!!I'm 16 and will be 17 this year.My friends in JC pay student price.That's just stewpit.So what if we're tertiary education or whatshit...when we're studying,we may not have jobs.And what does not having jobs equals to?IT EQUALS TO NO FRIGGIN MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Give the student prices by age you dimwits!Not by the place we're in....gaaahh....can you feel my anger?can you feel my pain?Can you smell my Nasi-Goreng_-Dory-Fillet-With-The-Most-Intense-Marination-The-World-Has-Ever-Seen? Yea,that's right.....i cooked like the best nasi goreng in the world today.I marinated my dory fillets with a secret recipe no one shall know...because...it is simply...AWESOME!

I've gotta learn Maths apparently.....i'm gonna suck for another whole year..haha.

The adult fare sucks...it makes no sense....it's ike the dumbest thing evaaah in ze whole vorld!Coffee,tea,soda pop...PEE!!!!!

I want my laptop so i can traumatise myself with more zombie action.This Mac doesn't let me take on the zombies....Mr.Mac...why are you so restrictive?Let me kill the evil zombies...seriously,i can't do simple tasks that Windows let me do,like,watching WMV videos....all the conversion programs are run on Windows....so,it basically sucks supremely.And i cant convert WMA songs.....so i cant put those on my iPod..THE HORROR!!!!!Friggin leceh to convert it in a PC and then put the files back here..waste my time only....

OMG....moving chutney...MOVING CHUTNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Foux Du Fafa

2009-01-16T21:43:00.003+08:00

I cleaned shit two times today.And i also cleaned some vomit.My auntie's big fat black cat shat two times today on the exact same spot on the exact same carpet.The frustrating thing is.....the area where the cats are supposed to have their little tea parties is like a mere meter away......the poor carpet...it had to endure so much.And it wasn't like hard shit,it was the soft soft chunky kind.Much like chocolate fudge....waaah...then the other cat vomitted,both food and hairballs.But the hairball wasnt really a ball,it was more of a tube-like shape,like a long piece of shit...yea...i had to clean that up too.AND THEN...if that wasn't enough....the third cat was climbing on the window grille and it fell,it lost its footing.SO,it HAD to land on my arm with its CLAWS out wide...and yea,i got scratched.Although it wasn't such a tragic scratch,the point is that all three cats did things that werent that wonderful today....triple threat...

Hey,i think i've talk a lot about shit in this blog and how it affects my life.If you really think about it,shit really affect our lives in different ways.Its a bad thing and at the same time a good thing...

Not much to talk about really,despite it being a holiday and all,and how holidays are supposed to be fun and a lot of things are supposed to happen,but no...not much.Well,i went to Sungei Buloh last Sunday and i was walking and i saw an otter in the water.It did some stunts,suprisingly,its not the zoo,so its not trained.I waslked further,then i walked back to the area where the otter was.This time it was on land.So,i took some pictures of it...then,it walked closer to me.I ran away,it followed me...haha...didnt expect it to chase me.Maybe it's because of the apple juice i spilled on my pants.Maybe the otter liked apples and thought i was a large,walking apple.Darn you Florida Naturals!!

Apart from getting chased by an otter,and the fact that i still get shitty buses from SMRT and SBS.....i feel 'luckier' now.Now,i'm not all that superstitious with luck but things seem to turn out better.I got great results for my 'O's for my standards and i've found a job and Singapore's not that hot for now.Seriously,its freakishly windy everyday.My silky,smooth and soft hair can't stay still due to the wind.It's like a shampoo advertisment everytime i walk in the open.My hair would just fly free in the breeze.

I trembled......violently.

2009-01-14T09:47:00.002+08:00

Woah....for the first time in my life i am seriously proud of myself.I didn't think i could do it...but.....I DID!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHHAHA.....Digital video effects....here i come.When i saw my results,i kept on shaking,i shaked like i never shaked before in my life.It overwhelmed me...it really did.Yes...i get my Ipod now!!!!!

I also found a job.....how great is that?!!!

I dreamt of instruments chasing me.They had teeth,sharp,deadly canines.They were everywhere,saxophones,trumpets,tubas,oboes....everything...they were chasing me.It was my worst nightmare.It was like the attack of the zombie instruments...freaky shit.

The Day Before Tomorrow.

2008-12-21T23:23:00.004+08:00

Seriously, chickens are sly creatures.They may seem dumb,but don't underestimate them,they affect our lives tremendously.They are too delicious until they taste bad,do you catch my drift?They are like drugs.Its so addictive,but if you eat too much,you'll feel sick of it.You'll swear to never eat chicken again,but we all know that that decision will never be upheld forever.Give yourself a few days and you'll be on your chicken frenzy again,and then the whole I-Don't-Want-No-Chicken stuff comes up again,it's like a cycle,a sad little cycle.You don't want it,but you need it.I've had that cycle today,but once i'm detoxed , i'm sure that i'll eat some chicken once again.Damn you honey roasted chicken.....Chickens are the masterminds of the universe.

I'm seriously proud of my Windows XP Imagery Soothing technique thing. It actually works real well. If it didn't work for you,try it a couple more times,you've got to be more comfortable with it.Take about 15 mins or so and just stare at the green fields wallpaper,just to make sure you remember that image.I felt an ache and i thought of that today and i saved myself about 4 hours of bowel torture.FOUR HOURS!Do you know what i can do in four hours?I can count to 14400!They should jot this down in like a Medical Breakthrough Discovery Book or something and give me a Nobel Peace Prize.

Speaking of stool samples....I remembered an incident on the plane ride back to Singapore from Hong Kong.I went to the toilet...it was relatively small.When i went in,i guess due to my bad luck,there was a swee swee moment of turbulence.Just as i went in.When I went in.ME.ME.ME.Before that,anyone who went in had a safe and pleasant tinkle.When I went in,all the crazy shit happened.I couldn't aim properly,there was too much disturbence.Then the light that told me to go back to my seat came on,and i was like rushing arh.I washed my hands with the tap,but i didnt know how to stop the water from coming out.It kept on coming like Singaporeans queuing up for a Hello Kitty toy.Since I had no other care in the world and I wanted to go back to my seat,I left it running.Hey,you can't blame me,the light was flashing and if the plane crashed,I didn't want my last moments to be in a tiny little toilet 20,000 feet in the air.I'd want to be in my plane sit watching Family Guy or something.I mean you can't blame me,i had a jakun(spelling may be wrong) moment ,although i've been on a plane before,but that was like years ago,when i thought that you literally had to drink 8 glasses of water each day at one go.Yes,when i was a small little boy my teacher said that you had to drink 8 glasses of water each day,so i took her advice.I had a water marathon the minute i stepped foot in my house,i stopped at 6 glasses,i nearly had a monster barf.I was a SMALL BOY....i didn't realise that she meant that we had to drink in gaps of time,not in one go.

Suprisingly,i didn't have any absurd dreams for the past couple of days,but i'm kind of missing those dreams.Their entertainment levels surpass anything else tremendously.

I May Need A Wasabi Burger

2008-12-18T14:21:00.002+08:00

Seriously......what the hell is it with me and weird dreams.I never asked for this.My sub-conscious mind is cleary screwed up.But i have to admit they are rather amusing at times but this one was really weird.

The Dream

Ok..so....i dreamt i was in a jungle...BUT...i was in a restuarant IN a jungle.I was sitting by myself in a booth with a sirloin steak right infront of me with mashed potatoes and blah blah blah....I picked up my fork and knife and i started to cut the steak.SUDDENLY....out of nowhere...this lady comes up to me.She looked like a model in some TV commercial.She sits beside me and starts fumbling with my hair.She then tossed my steak out of the window and says to me in this sexy voice..."Oh my....you have such wonderful hair"...I was extremely confused and annoyed,i wanted that steak so badly.Then...suddenly out of nowhere....Yoda comes out and says "Mmmmmm....agree I must,wonderful hair this young one has".Then Yoda starts playing with my hair using the Force.It was so creepy.Then suddenly out of nowhere Superman appears and he was like "I disagree with all of you!My hair is the best throughout the universe!!"

Yoda said "NO! The dark side i sense in this Superman! Evil he is....yes.." Then Superman suddenly lunges at Yoda with his fists and Yoda was all acrobatic.Superman then shoots Yoda with his lazer eyes and Yoda was like deflecting them with his lightsaber.Then suddenly the lady came in between them and she exploded like Hiroshima and then i woke up.

I didn't realise that my hair was such a controversial matter.It could start wars in fact..after what i've seen.I must admit,my hair IS really soft and smooth ....and silky,but,that dream was a real wtf moment for me.It was like someone injected liquid marijuana into me while i was sleeping.

I still do not have a job.Everything is either not well paid or not that good.Its like the whole Singapore is blacklisting me,like what SBS and SMRT did.YES....i see your plan SMRT....you can't hide forever.I know that you tell your bus drivers,especially the ones who drive the 187s...to not give me a good bus.If you guys don't know,95% of the times,i do not get bendy buses!I get the old screwed up ones,and sometimes they are jam packed,i like to call them dog buses.I am relieved that i've finished my four years in that school,i may never have to take 187 again.And when there IS a long 187 bus,I'm not there or something bad happens.I was in a long 187 bus and then it broke down.IT BROKE DOWN!And then one of the dog buses came along and everyone had to pack themselves in like little sardines.I may be over reacting,but it has been too frequent that i do not get a good bus,and i had to wait frigggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin long for a 187 at times.I want a car when i am legal enough.

If anyone knows about any job openings please contact me =)!

Oh Snap

2008-12-11T14:27:00.002+08:00

Crap...crap...crap.I just realised that i can't speak in an indian accent anymore.I mean i still can,but it's not as good as before!This is outrageous , I am deeply disappointed with myself.How can i do this to myself?Did my constant rambling with an American or a British accent overpower the native accent that has always been in me?Is it because i'm from like an international school?Haha...Dae Yeop...we're gonna miss you man.

But seriously,without an indian accent,life is nothing.I can't settle with an American,British,Australian and Chinese accent,there has to be some Indian somewhere in between!I failed myself......

Whoa....guess who i saw at Singtel in Causeway Point just now.....SYLAR!!!!SYLAR WAS THERE!!!IT WAS GABRIEL!!!!Ok...it wasn't sylar,but he really looked like Zachary Quinto.The eyebrows were curiously at the same angle.It was like 40 degrees,at the same axis.And the nose was remarkably similar.It was like i was looking at a fat Sylar!But he didn't kill me....I was too strong for him.My ammonia powers got the better of him.He couldn't stand the stench of ammonia,and so,he didn't want my powers.So,Sylar's weakness is ammonia.See?A bucket of ammonia can go a long way!You don't need The Hatian,you just need ammonia to take him down!Great success!

By the way,I just ate a plum =X !

I Am Your Private Masseuse

2008-12-09T16:28:00.002+08:00

Hong Kong was unexpectedly more fun than i thought.The weather was nice....it was cool.It didnt seem redundant anymore for a Singaporean to actually wear a jacket outside.Apart from a few disagreements here and there,a big fat bitch and certain obscene pictures,the trip went quite well.I expected the halal food to be really sucky,but the food for the muslims were really good at times.My bus's guide was the best,it was a dude called Lough.He guided to the core.He guided us like no other guide had guided us before.He was the most guidedest guide ever!

Yea...i went to Disneyland for the first time in my entire life.I only rode two rides for the day that i was there, Space Mountain and another ride which i don't remember.Space Mountain was unexpectedly better than i thought.I thought it was going to be really kiddish and cuddly and bubbly and softelily but it was quite fun.The graphics were really nice,i liked the stars.It really made me feel that i was in space.So really,that's the only exciting ride...I didnt take pictures with any Disney characters...the lines were too long.More importantly,i didnt take pictures with Donald Duck....Donald Duck is the best,really.In my opinion...Mickey's voice is too gay.

Nope,no Jaffa cakes in Hong Kong..but there was Tao Kae Noi!And it tasted quite good.

The NeoWinds band was good..seriously.The percussion section also slacked like us,but they were better.I learned new stuff,especially from the workshop.I'm more timpaniish now.I've been timpanized,with a timpanizing fever.

I took the picture in Hong Kong.If you look closely right at the bottom you can see the initials..DMB.We left our mark there.It's on Victoria peak,so if you go to Victoria Peak,be sure to look out for a rock wall with algae on it,and you can see DMB.We were there...and we enjoyed.

I like big tarts and i cannot lie

2008-12-02T21:31:00.003+08:00

Hong Kong's nearing so fast.ITS ON THURSDAY!I'm kind of nervous sia....the hong kong band is really good......I wonder how their percussion section would be like.Would they be the same restless souls like we are?Do they think up of lame jokes in their free time during practice?Do they ever sit down?Do they call each other names of the opposite sex?Do they use guitar picks to stabilize their loose stands?Do they know the Window XP wallpaper method to sooth their bowels?Do they have a really small and hyperactive member that can be very perverse at times?Do they use sticks to scratch hard to reach areas on their body?Do they have annoyingly rusty cowbells?Do they occasionally place the head of a drumstick against the head of a bass drum mallet and then use the drumstick as a pivot to make the bass drum mallet revolve on the axis that is the drumstick's head in their free time?I really don't think any band's percussion section can be as unique as DMB's percussion section,but,what if the hong kong band's percussion section had a member that looked exactly like me,but more chinesey!He would be like Cheng Zee Yad.That would be kinda freaky.

Hopefully there's Jaffa Cakes in Hong Kong.I dont know whether it'll be halal,but really,who on Earth would be so stupid to make a pork flavoured jaffa cake.Really!Imagine eating a pork flavoured ferrero rocher.....IT WOULD BE FRIGGIN DISGUSTING!Most to most maybe there will only be melamine...

Yep.you guessed it...NO PICTURES!Enjoy your lives Singaporeans....

TAPIOCA!

2008-12-01T23:27:00.002+08:00

My basic lifestyle is now filled with band and whose line is it anyway episodes.That's right,i can't stop watching it.More than 5 seasons to keep me entertained.The show is plain genius.I still remember myself always watching it on thursday nights when i still had cable.Haaaaiiiiiii......by the way.....Hong Kong's on Thursday.Look out hong kongnians,i'm coming!Prepare unporkaded food!

Speaking of food...I am GREATLY disappointed by you people out there.....HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT JAFFA CAKES ARE??!!!!!!I am deeply saddened that i cant find any in Singapore.Why?!Seems like everything good in Singapore is getting worse or just disappears!For example...TAO KAE NOI!TAO KAE NOI....HOW DARE YOU!!!!Your hot and spicy flavoured seaweed is just getting unhotter and unspicyer!You are lucky i still like to have tao kae noi every once in a while.So,if you guys see any Jaffa Cakes..PLEASE...feel free and contact me where you found them.Thanks XD!

Those of you who don't know what jaffa cakes are,the picture's up there in this post.If you can't see it,well too bad,you've missed out on something epic.Well,enjoy it.

Waaaaaah

2008-11-29T18:23:00.002+08:00

I swear,today was friggin hot.I didnt put up my room's curtains and my door was closed.When i got home and i opened my room's door,the humidity almost killed me.The sun was glaring through the windows,it was extremely annoying.

I witnessed three car crashes this week.The cars were really messed up in the end.The horror.

Prom was okay.Although i don't think that $75 was a good price to pay.It was more like $35 or so.But neh mind arh,a lot of pictures were taken.And most of the pictures were taken in the dark,so,yeah,lots of flashes.I nearly had a seizure,it was so bright,like there was a small sun in the ballroom.The only good food,in my opinion,were the bread and butter pudding and the salad.The salad because it was the only thing that wasn't cooked.I don't know why,but i've been starting to enjoy salads even more these few days.There's something about salads that is just so different.I don't know whether my investment for my attire was worth it,but i guess it was in a certain way.

Hey,incoming news,i'm bored =)!

I really want a drumset and a stratocaster now.I can't just rely on my drumpad and my old-hard-to-play guitar.I've got this thirst to practice non-stop and just get better,but,sadly,i don't really have the equipment and the time............YET!Before the end of the world,i wanna be as good as David Garibaldi,Jojo Mayer,Rodney Holmes or any other great drummer that there is out there in the world.

No picture,because i'm lazy to plug in the wire which connects to my phone which can't be found right now.Anyways,enjoy your lives.

Self-raising Flour

2008-11-24T23:14:00.002+08:00

You know....if you really think about.....constipation isn't really a bad thing.Well,it isn't a bad thing if you really need it,especially when you have that need to shit in a sudden.Like,you're taking your exams,and you have 15 mins left and you still have like a few paragraphs to go and suddenly,(squish),you get the most anti-climatic feeling you can ever get.Shitting is really a time-consuming and leceh thing to do,but in the end,it can be very satisfying.Isn't it true?When you have like a 10 ton brick that needs to come out,and it comes out,you'll feel damn glorious,like you achieved something tremendous.The body gives you this feeling of joy that you would cherish for the next 5 seconds until which you'll realise that the remnants of shit that's on your crack is starting to harden and you need to clean it quick.So,back to my point;constipation.Its a trecherous thing to have and at the same time,it may be a life-saver.But its not the only way,i have a full-proof way to hold your shit for a long time and it would also get rid of the pain in the stomach and its none other than my famous "Windows XP Imagery Soother".For those of you who have not been taught by me,about this wonderous method to hold your brown stuff in...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!I have tested this method a billion times and let me tell you,it works wonders.What is it?Let me explain.

To understand this method and unlock its great power,you'll have to appreciate nature.You need to appreciate the naturality and peacefulness of landscapes and be at peace with what you see.The method requires you to imagine a familiar landscape,in this case,the Windows XP 'Green Fields" wallpaper.Its the default wallpaper you get on Windows XP,the one where there's a green field with hills.Basically,you have to just imagine that wallpaper,and be at peace with it.Concentrate your thoughts on it and don't think of anything brown or anything that would aggravate the pain you have below.And soon enough,the pain would be gone and you'll forget about it.I don't know if it worked for you but it sure works for me.

Obviously i have too much time and i have nothing better to do than putting up stupendous medical tips.But really,what can i do sia?I have no time to work and practicing my parts just takes only so much time.I have more time to think and i started to think about our bowels.Which reminds me.....i still haven't found any jaffa cakes,the quest is still on!

I dreamt that Liverpool trashed Manchester United 10-0.It seemed almost impossible,but extremely wonderful at the same time.I screamed with joy in my sleep.Take that ManU.

I've got no Photoshop,i can't do stuff....Sure,there are other programs,but,i like Photoshop,so,i won't make anything until i have my Photoshop back.My computer's still under repair,its been months and my uncle will repair it when he has the mood,which hasn't popped up.But strangely,i'm not THAT restless for the ressurection of my computer,maybe because i'm already used to its absence.Ok arh....enjoy arh.

Voodoo Doodoo

2008-11-23T21:15:00.002+08:00

I'm going to be on an airplane soon.Its not my first time,i've been on one before...but it was a long time ago.I was 5 i think.My family went to Australia.But i hardly remembered any of it.The only big thing i remembered was when i lost my Batman costume in Australia.Yes,i was a fan of Batman.I had the costume,the mask and cape and all that.I was five years old,Batman was the greatest superhero in my opinion,Superman's costume wasnt that appealing to me.I lost my Batman costume in a tour bus.I got off it...and it was gone.The tour bus sped off like it wanted to hold my costume for ransom or something like that.I screamed and cried.Who wouldnt cry if they were to lose their Batman costume?It seemed like i could do anything in that costume.I can never forget that memory however absurd it may be.

The strange thing is,apart from losing my Batman costume,i can't remember anything else that was important in my past.I can remember things that are not important but i cant remember important events.Like for example,i can remember a scene when i was 2 years old sitting infront of the T.V and watching Barney and Friends.I can remember that,but i cant remember my airplane ride or my time in Australia.I am deeply confused by this anomaly in my mind.

So,i cleaned my room,yea,now its really clean.6 bags of trash in total.Yea,i didnt realise i had that much things that i didnt need in my room.The great thing was that i found $20 while i was cleaning,it was as if my room paid me for cleaning it.The $20 was actually hari raya money that i lost.So,if you want to make labourless,easy money,clean your room,you may only find 10 cents,but hey....it's still money.

I cleaned my room and threw away this teddy bear i had for like 10 years or so.It was old and there were alot of markings on it and there were alot of holes.So,i threw it away,it was wasting my space.Ok,so i threw it away,i placed it in a trash bag and brought the trash bag down.As usual,people would rummage through the garbage.My mom saw the bear out of the trash bag and it was near the carpark..ok,so,that was normal,someone left it there.At night,when i went out of my lift to walk to the stairway that led to my house,I SAW THE TEDDY BEAR THERE!RIGHT INFRONT OF ME!!!!(DUM DUM DUUUUUM!)It was too much of a coincidence that it was near the lift,at an area that i would definitely pass by to go to my house.It was like Toys Story 4.Or a freaky ghost story.But i dont believe in ghosts anymore,so,i left it there.I'm not superstitious or anything,so i left it there,i wouldnt want to think that there was a zombie teddy bear haunting me.So far,so good,nothing has been tickling my feet while i'm sleeping.

The picture is from when i visited the Singapore Flyer.I took it with my handphone and it seems nice,so,yea,enjoy.

Woah

2008-11-16T22:36:00.002+08:00

Omg....three weird,screwed up dreams.More unpleasent dreams have been coming up after the Os......i have no idea where i get these dreams from...so anyway...here they are.

FIRST!

I dreamt about this demon kitten.I saw myself playing with a litter of kittens and suddenly,this exorcised kitten came out from nowhere.It looked pretty damn retarded.Its eyes were really far from each other and one of its legs was really short compared to the others.I etched closer to the kitten,not scared by its weird structure,i still found it cute.I put my finger out,to let it smell my finger,then suddenly.....it started yelling and squelching like a ferocious demon and bit my finger off.I screamed tremendously loud and i ran.THE KITTY CHASED ME!It ran real fast...and suddenly i woke up.Thank god i woke up,i would have died in my sleep.

SECOND!

The next one is just plain demented.I was just so confused after i experienced it.It was like i was high.But it wasnt bad throughout,there was a really good part.Ok,it started with the good part.I was dreaming of a segment of Sesame Street,the part where they teach the kids how to spell,the word of the day.For some good reason,mine was not only a word,but two words.And the words were not only just words....they were really good words.They were simply.....cheese and chocolate.Mmmhmmm....cheese and chocolate....i'll type it again.....cheese and chocolate.Those are two of the best things this world has to offer,two of my favourite things.Hating cheese and chocolate has to be a sin somehow,why would anyone hate them...really.ANYWAYS.....i was enjoying the spelling segment.....until....all hell broke loose.Elmo popped up,he had a moustache and a sharp beared.He was puffing on a huge cigar.And then,suddenly,he took out a fork.....AND SKEWERED HIS GOLDFISH!!!I WAS LIKE...WTF??!!!!He ate his goldfish!I screamed...why?!!!And suddenly he took up a glass filled with a red liquid,then i saw big bird's carcass on the floor,beheaded.I nearly cried when i saw that.I could not believe that elmo drank big bird's blood.And cookie monster was there...with large fangs and he devoured big bird's stomach.He was ripping big bird apart with his bear hands.He slurped up big bird's ileum and duodenum....it was horrid.I forced myself out of that dream..i had to...it was worse than any gory,bloody movie that has ever been made.

THIRD!

This last one was not as horrible as the last one.I was craving for jaffa cakes at that time.And so,i dreamt about myself questing for jaffa cakes.I went to cold storage and was looking for jaffa cakes.Suddenly,this old man came out from nowhere and asks me what i'm doing and what i wanted in this suspicious voice.I said that i was looking for jaffa cakes,but there wasnt any on the shelves.He said that if i followed him,he could show me where they were.So,i followed him.He brought me to the staff only area and there was a truck.He told me to get inside.I got inside,thinking,why would there be a truck in the middle of cold storage.He drove me to a guard post that suddenly came out of nowhere and brought me inside this huge warehouse.There was like an obstacle course in the warehouse and at the end of it....a box of jaffa cakes.I was ordered y the man to go through the course for the jaffa cakes.I was confused,why would i go through a course just for jaffa cakes?But,i did it anyways.It was filled with booby traps.I was waling down the course when suddenly,rabid dogs came out from nowhere and chased me.I ran like the wind trough a sand pit where there bursts of fie that came out from the ground.I went to an area where there were spinning blades that came to me from every direction and at one part,even the ghost from the ring chased me.I managed to go through all of that and a few more to get to the box of jaffa cakes and when i wanted to grab it...i woke up...friggin anti climax.

So..those were my dreams.They were all roughly in the same week,so,i investigated,why did i dream such dreams.I've come to one conclusion.CHANGE.Instead of Yakult,my mom bought Vitagen.And i drank vitagen for that week.See what happens.....one subtle change,i dream of such things.I think i'll never drink vitagen again after what i've been through.

So,Dunearnite was a waste of time..blah...blah...blah.Band was outside,so was guzheng,but they only played two times,band played more than twice.ELDS enjoyed aircon.DMB enjoyed humidity and an audience that doesnt clap when a good performance has been performed.That wasnt dunearnite.That was the brown stuff that comes out from the anuses of homosapiens.Dunearn,you've just wasted your precious money on a tiny auditorium and a screwed up event.Congratulations.

I wont put up anything in this post because i'm lazy.That's right,i'm lazy.I'm tired.I'm lazy.Live with it,i can do whatever i want.Its my blog.Enjoy...anyways.

Tomorrow Never Comes.

2008-11-08T22:28:00.005+08:00

Hey hey hey!

Four more papers left....yea...all cupcakes...muahahahahahah

I cant wait sia,for this year to end.I cant wait to get a part time job and get money to buy things.Yes,that's right,i want money!There are quite a number of things i want,i want a stratocaster,an iPod,an xbox 360,a Dell laptop,a skateboard and alot of other stuff that are really 'important'.So many things,so little time...wah....

You know what...for the time that i spent studying for the Os(yes...i actually studied...) i forgot how to play the drums...seriously....my semi quavers were all over the place and i couldnt play fast.I had to do a 30mins refresher session sia...luckily i got my skills back..phew..hong kong's coming fast,and the last thing i need is to forget how to play.

One last thing.....there's a cockroach in my house.Its somewhere there.I've been on the lookout for a few days,it hasnt come out since...but i know its there...waiting...waiting for the right moment tojump out and strike me when i least expect it....but no....i may be terrified like a little schoolgirl about it...but i must destroy it..slay it....stab it where it hurts...vanquish its evil existence from this world!!!

I realised that putting up videos on my blog isnt really an original idea,and i'll resort back tpo pictures.Here's my 'O' lvl final work for paper 1,its on the canvas.I must admit,i didnt expect to pull it off.Its quite disappointing actually to me,i had bigger thoughts about it,but i think i did the best that i could. Its about pollution and how we humans are destroying the world. The main thing is the dolphin in the middle that has the texture of a plastic bottle,symbolising humans affecting it negatively.So,hope you like it,enjoy.

Its on its way.

2008-09-04T20:52:00.003+08:00

For some screwed up reason, i can smell ammonia. "wow ziyaad,you can smell ammonia,big deal...."No,you see, i can smell ammonia,everytime.DUM DUM DUUUUMMM! I'm constantly high without the weed. More specifically, i smell a strong sense of ammonia everytime i sneeze. And i just got sick, i havent been sick for a long time. Its a sign i tell you!A calling!A POWEEERRR! I AM ......... PUNGENTMAN!!!! However wrong that name may be, i dont understand this strange power i have been bestowed with. Maybe it started when i had my first chemistry practical lesson this year, i constantly sniffed the ammonia bottle in seclusion. Not really constantly, but more than occasionally. It's addictive, its like whoa......i'm straight away in another world. But now it sucks, i can smell it everytime i sneeze, and i sneeze quite often since i'm sick. I'm getting sick of the smell...darn it ammonia. My superpower is my weakness. The irony....this is the most screwed up paragraph i've ever typed out, my apologies.

Apart from the fact that i have an unbeatable power to sense ammonia,nothing really great happened this week. But i have been dreaming again, about strange stuff. Some wonderful stuff about 'wonderful. Serious, i dreamt about the word , 'wonderful'. Call it strange as you may, but it was quite 'wonderful' actually,i dont remember much about it though. So, if i've said 'wonderful' to any of you people recently , it is a blessing, a 'wonderful' thing. but really, dreaming about words is just weird.

So, video,since i've got nothing better to do, i'm gonna post the top three most like videos by me from Youtube, they're not in any order.Some of it you people may have seen,some you may not,but nonetheless,enjoy.

It's A Beautiful Day

2008-07-12T21:01:00.002+08:00

I've got some thoughts about the world.We're killing ourselves,slowly.I wonder why.Why do we continue this madness we call our way of life?Why don't we do anything to maintain and save our future.Sure,we may not live to see the bad things happen,but others will.We're already getting hurt by our own makings, and yet, we abuse our intelligence and power,and we're slowly destroying our only home we have right now.God damn,i hate to say it, but it scares me till my bones rattle.This sucks.We suck.All the countries suck.All the human beings suck.All our creation sucks.Microsoft sucks.Apple sucks.Acer sucks.Ice mountain sucks.Pokka sucks.Panasonic sucks.Mercedes sucks.Lamborghini sucks.Ikea sucks.Singtel sucks.Starhub sucks.M1 sucks.Boeing sucks.Counter-strike sucks.The Olympic games suck.MacDonald's sucks.KFC sucks.Subway sucks.Durex sucks.Ramly burger sucks.NASA sucks.ERP sucks.Cars suck.Airplanes suck.Ships suck.Handphones suck.Television sucks.Computers suck.Mp3 players suck.But we still use them,go through with them,that's our life.I use them,i go through with them,it's my life.They're good things,and they are bad things.This is some confusing jibber jabber.

K,enough end of the world monologues.Sry arh.On to something more exciting.

Well, my mohawk proved to be a success.Didn't realise that my hair was so long and could make a pretty high one.What can i say?PUNK FOREVER!I proud eh,of the mohawk.People we're like , "WHOA!ZIYAAD?!" or "WAH CH**BY*" or "SIALLAR" or "Hi!" or "WHY'S YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT?" or "DID YOU DO IT YOURSELF?" or "PUNK!" or "SO COOL!" or "BAIK ARH!" or "WAH" or "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" or "EH,EXCUSE ME" or "LIZARD CUTTER" or "CHEEEEEEEYYYY" or "CHEEEEEEEY PUNK SEH" or "ACTION ARH" or some other relevant phrases and adjectives.The food was the same.The fish was great.The tofu was out of this world,pure genious.That was the best tauhu goreng i've ever had.Period.Someone should give the chef a medal.I mean,WOW.That was some good tofu.It was like,WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.DANG!I'm craving for more of it right now.I need to get that recipe.The chef should get a Nobel prize.Respect.Pure respect.Pure true-to-the-heart respect.I need tofu , man.The SL dinner was okay arh. A lot of pictures taken with a lot of people.I don't know why people we're like enchanted by the human blade on my head.You all never see before meh?Haizz.....neh mind arh.

I need tofu sia.I've never been craving for tofu before eh,this is a friggin great discovery!Great tofu = Great successs. So,as Borat says, " Great success!".

The video is a part of an episode of a really old-school cartoon i nearly forgot.This had to be a best cartoon about saving the world,in my view.So,sit back,relax and enjoy the corny jokes and lame lines and the gay sparkle of....CAPTAIIINN PLANNEETT VS CAAAPPTAAIIINNN POLLUTION.......Enjoy.

Death R Us

2008-07-06T21:37:00.002+08:00

Sometime ago,i read about this Large Hadron Collider that's been built 330 feet underground, at the French and Swiss border. So, what's the purpose of this thingofabob? Scientists use it to break atoms to see what gives it mass or something like that, invisible matter they call it. And other atom related stuff would be discovered too. So,why is my blog post suddenly so smart? Because, some people say that the LHC would bring Armageddon. Apparently,as some people set,when the LHC switches on in August,it would "spawn a black hole that could swallow Earth" or "spit out particles that could turn the planet into a hot dead clump". Scientists say that it would not happen,but really, who knows? It could happen. And its just so mockingly insulting. Come on arh, you switch it on in August, my English oral starts in August eh. If the world really gets messed up in August, i'm gonna die without doing my 'O' Levels. I already made so many plans.Wah....bullshitters,you scientists better not mess this one up.If i never get to submit my art 'O' level art piece , i'll cekik all of you.You can read this article about the LHC here: =)

Talking about the eventual end of the world, lets talk about pollution. So, if global warming occurs,and its already is, slowly but surely,Singapore is going to be engulfed in water. Once again, OI CB LAHHHH!!!!!! EH,why always like that arh.I better live till 60 until i get covered by huge amounts of water, if not, i'll cekik you polluters. Throwing litter anywhere, destroying our natural things. The world's messed up,we know it, but we're not doing anything are we? Sure,a few of us help out here and there, picking litter, doing what's right,but it's only a few of us. Some scientists say that they found other galaxies, with super-Earths, that are like three times bigger than ours. So what, we have this Earth right here,right now,begging for us to take care of her,and we just act like nothings happening. Sure,nothing really bad happened...so far. There's no superhero to save us, we only have ourselves and our power of commitment. But i dont think the world all participate all at one time. I think it's really going to be a long time till we fix this mess we've created.

So....video ya. SInce were being smart today, lets have smart humour.Enjoy

I've got to find nemo

2008-06-22T21:39:00.007+08:00

So,the barbecue was the negative of a success.Two sec ones.Two.Two.Let me repeat that....two.Pathetic sia.YOU ALL BETTER GO TO THE NEXT BBQ OR DROP 10000000000000000000000000000+!!!!Consent forms will be given out......walao........

So,after all the hardwork,only four were left.Overnight.Ziyaad.Isaac.Nicholas.And Wu.We slept on the sand.Like vagabonds. We crafted the most stupendous invention, a table cum fridge, from styrofoam. We ate ate chicken.And chicken.and more chicken.DAMN IT CHICKEN!I hate chicken now.It'll be a long time till i have another piece of that evil meat.I'd rather have milk than chicken. There...i said it.ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???!! I'll rather be infected by that calcium rich lactos-intolerant victim poison than have a piece of chicken. Now its,tofu,fish,vegetables.That's all.No chicken.

I dont know why,but i am a magnet for things flying at my face in a sudden.Firstly,people that handout flyers. I know that job sucks, but dont take it out on innocent people like me. I was walking down Bedok Interchange boogeying to the tunes of Tower Of Power when suddenly an old man just flung his handout.Having trained in the arts of dodging things at unimaginable speeds, i dodged it with the speed of light, and with my highly tuned reflexes, i caught the flyer he was holding.Despite the whole action packed 7 seconds of my life, i could not understand whatever the chinese flyer had on it. So , using my spot-on skills of accuracy, i threw it dead,centre into a rubbish bin, and still had the time to be Diggin on James Brown.So,a flyer hander nearly , burst my pimples in that near-death experience.News to flyer handers : Do not work for companies that suck.Work for companies that rule, so that i do not waste my legendary training on you guys.

The next experience was too much for my highly acclaimed skills. I was facing a force far greater than mine,it was black magic,demonic powers i could not beat or match. I was walking down East Coast Park to pit 56.I was starting at pit 28.Do the math, the journey to pit 56 was intense,mad,some call it suicide,but i did it.But demons blocked my way.Anyways, i was walking and suddenly,one of the devil's minions flew past by me.A flying cockroach,or as i call it 'El Cucaracha Vuelo'..i know,the name says it all. I immediately thought through what was happening.The devil sent it to assasinate me.I immediately used my mind powers to banish it from the land and it just....disappeared.It was a close call, i could have died.But i didnt.....

Basically, for both the incidents i was friggin shocked arh.Damn it, you should have seen my face although i couldnt see it for myself,because it would be impossible.I was scared shitless.So, now i'm like traumatised, so dont blame me if you suddenly pop out from nowhere in front of me and i punch you senseless, cause its all in the reflexes now.I dont want to hurt anyone.

So,video,yeah,hope you like it.you gotta love the japanese and their ideas.They have made history.Enjoy.oh yea,why didnt i type this in the same post as before,why did i make two posts?Because i didnt want to waste space....obviously....

Cheating death

2008-06-21T15:19:00.003+08:00

Apparently i have to do a quiz.Yes, Mohamed Ziyaad is actually answering pointless questions about randomness, seems to make a lot of sense. I could decline, but, the consequences are unknown. I could very well die, eh, most to most die only wat,nothing wrong, death only,easy wat....OR....something even more demonic may happen, the devil may send his little minions known to us as cockroaches at my doorstep and i may perish by those little brown demons. I SHALL NOT TAKE THAT RISK! NOBODY SHOULD!SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN.........by doing a quiz.....eesh......i thought that this day would never come........right now, i am hesitating fiercely..... but i cant risk my cleanliness.....it just gives me constant shivers down my spine.....

Name 20 you can think of right now. Don read the question before u name the the 20 people.At the end choose five people to do it.
1Halim
2)Nazrul
3)Syazwan
4)Syibli
5)Dayna
6)Joey tham
7)Travis Barker
8)nicholas
9)Bo wei
10)Azimah
11)Jasper
12)Abu
13)jJustin
14)Christine
15)Dae Yop
16)Isaac
17)Claudia
18)JHuldah
19)Celine
20)Helmizar
Q1)How did you meet 14?
Dunear,then eventually band
Q2)What would you do if you didn't met 1?
I didn't meet him what, so, don't care arh.....heheheheh
Q3)What if no.9 & no.20 stead?
Please do not make me imagine that.
Q4)Will no. 6 and no.17 date?
What's wrong with your mind?
Q5)Describe 3.
Can be damn blur, but all in all, a great percussionist in the making.
Q6)Is no.8 very attractive?
Not to me arh . Can't say 'very' or 'attractive'.
Q7)Describe no. 7 .
Wah, no words can describe him. Pure respect for him.
Q8)Know any of no.12 family members?
Yes.
Q9)What will you do if no.18 confesses to you that he/she likes you?
I don't know yet.
Q10)What language does no.15 speaks?
The most slangish English. and Korean.
Q11)Who is no.9 going out with?
Dunno arh, whoever he wants arh.
Q12)How old is no.16?
17.
Q13)When is the last time you spoke to no.13?
Quite a long time eh.
Q14)Who is no.2favourite band/singer?
Linkin Park arh.
Q15)You ever date no.4?
Yes , but he forced me. Gay midget.
Q16)Would you ever date no.17?
You sick bastard, ofcourse not, my friend's GF eh.
Q17)Is no.19 single?
I don't think so.
Q18)What is no.10 last name?
Hussin.
Q19)Where does no.6 live?
Singapore arh....
Q20)What is your favourite thing about no.5?
Her dog is cute......BUT I CANNOT TOUCH
5 Persons to do this quiz.
1)Travis Barker
2)Mark Hoppus
3)Tom Delonge
4)Barney
5)Big Foot
(Due to difficulty in informing the above five candidates of their forced undertaking of the quiz, they have not done it in my knowledge and may have unknowingly died or get ambushed by severely demonic cockroaches.I wish them well...)

Marigold Lemon Barley Drink

2008-06-17T22:25:00.002+08:00

Wow....school's nearing really fast.And for the first time,i'm actually looking forward to it.O-levels really change things,lives,stuff.A few more months,for the big thing.Can't say that i'm really prepared,but i'm really looking foward to it.

Strangely,i've got nothing crappy to type about today.Hope the video's crap enough.Its too freakishly sadistic.Enjoy.

Follow the yellow brick road

2008-06-12T22:44:00.001+08:00

Great day. But someone had to fart on the train.

Way to go, anti-climax......

Its Crackalakin!

2008-06-04T22:48:00.002+08:00

So,its the holidays.But more specifically for a 'o' level candidate and band competition member like me,its four weeks of less school, like an hour less or two,or both,which would be three hours.......

DnD camp......waste of time,and money,and sleep,for school+longer lessons and breaks.Oh,and more games.More chance to lose.Which my class in soccer,but no biggie,it was just an inter-class game,not Champion's league,or even S-league.But the fights were a little better than any league has had.

This post has been the most boringest thing i have wasted my life upon and i regret it,if i delete it,i would have wasted my time.....damn it.Ok,since i cant make any pictures,i'll post videos,from youtube.The good thing is,its legal.The video is one of my favourite videos. It made me laugh,because its just too lame....,maybe it'll tickle your funny bone too.So,stay safe,dont take drugs and drive well people.Enjoy.

Sweating Cement

2008-05-20T19:17:00.000+08:00

I is thinking,that it has been a very long time since my words of wisdom have been posted up on this good old word-typing-area.Kabo blog,long time no see,no type,no hear.Kabo tagboard.Kabo imem player.Kabo links.Kabo old pictures.Kabo old posts.Kabo amazingly charming cartoon.And kabo to you reader,whoever you are.

My computer crashed.Not really crashed,it was more of,like....it aged or something. So how am i typing this?? DUMDUMDUM!!!!! On another computer lah,wah, stupid sia you.Bodoh........Apparently the Mamaboard got dusty and it purposely dont want to switch on anymore.

I'm getting wireless at last...yipeee.Ok..ok...i know most of you are saying,'so what,i got it a long time ago already,no big deal,you fucking jakun!" not my fault wat,anyways,my wireless is newer than yours...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....younger,nicer,newer,shinnier....eh,i do
nt know how to spell 'shiny-er'???What the hell!was it correct?Dunno arh,dont care arh...arh.Anyways,we all know that something shiny is like the best thing onearth.Shiny things rule,and you know it.So bring out all your old-folkadised wireless broadband things and challenge my new and shiny one.Mine's so shiny,you cant even see it.This whole paragraph was full of shit,i know.

So,com crash,=no photoshop=no pictures=easier blog posts for me=same as other blogs=my blog boring.so.....this basically sucks..........a blogpost without custom made pictures....damn,my blog is gonna be boring,like Barney,that freakishly big friendly purple dinosaur.Why is he boring..or she...?Because he is smiling the whole damn time,it bores me to death.I dont want a barney blog,i want like a Ghostrider blog.Why?Because he's shiny,to the core.and everything that is shiny,is damn entertaining and not boring.and somemore,he has a skull,which is on fire.a flaming,shiny skull,pure genius.Haiss...............boring arh..bye.

Who's that Pokemon????

2008-02-07T17:55:00.000+08:00

The good thing about blogs is that, i don't have to clean them after abandoning them for a long time.XD.

Sry arh,i lazy want to type anything into this heap of 'redundance'. So, so far, the world's been a hollering bitch-type asshole to me. Every luck in me has been sucked out by unknown devillish beings. Yes, it's been a pretty boring and frustrating experience. Shame and torture...alamak.

Let's review on what happened so far....To the Review Mobile.....(tadadadada....)

1. My handphone's screen got damaged - Oh no,i'm not talking about the plastic layer that protects the lcd screen,and i'm not talking about the lcd screen. I'm talking about....BOTH OF THEM. And the fact that everything else in the phone works fine just pisses me off.....alamak..handphone.....i have to use my old handphone...eesssh...and my old mp3 player ...eeeessssher

2. No camera - This point is a joint-subject combination with the previous point.

3. No shoebag - Alamak Abu....

4. My shoe and pants magically turned brown - Alamak Isaac

5. Busy to the core - imagine the Earth's core, now.... imagine the Earth's core's core......yes, thats it

Actually right, not that much things to say eh, i forgot the others...never mind arh....

Now, everything in the world seems less. Attention all food manufacturer's who make things with different flavours and one of those flavours includes ' Hot and Spicy'.... If you're gonna insert small amounts of chilli or one flake , i suggest you all do not mislead the good citizens of the world and call those products hot and spicy.Yes, boss of Tao Kae Noi, i'm talking to you. You make me waste my $2.60 for original flavour TKN posing as Hot and Spicy? BULLSHIT! Yes, i realise that all the flavours are sold at the same cost, but, the fact that you betrayed my trust, it is an outrage........

My modem's a piece of near-useless junk. It says on the computer... '3.6 megabytes per second' but acts like 3.6 megabytes per hour'.Again! Something that misleads the good people of the world.......

I've got more things to say , but less mood to write...so..no more arh.

I put the poster here because i was lazy to make a wallpaper....welll...boohoo.K,if you want tickets, you know who to call.Enjoy.

Eyebags Of Doom.....

2007-11-29T14:36:00.000+08:00

The days go by so fast.Before i know it....BOOM...its next year...BOOM....it's DMB's concert...BOOM...i relief my post...BOOM....O levels....eeee...and i havent even bought my textbooks.Fast eh..so fast that i cant even sleep...haha...yea,my quest for the ultimate snooze has not ended yet.However,i shall stumble upon it one day..i will...i'm sure of it.I shall not give up until i have ventured through the great sleep and experience the benefits of the virtues and energy it will provide me.I shall not give up, i still have years ahead of me that still have to be gone through.I hope so.

If you've noticed,my blog has been getting quite vulgar lately.If i have offended anything or anyone with vulgarities in this blog...that means...i really...really...really...really...really...really...really...really hate you.Yea,hate is not really a good thing to do,but i'm sure anyone of you would have hated someone or something in your life before,its inevitable.Its also inevitable to not say vulgarities.Especially in Singapore.With our wide range of languages,vulgarities have evolved,upgraded into something even more.It can even be considered as a national sport.From English,to Malay,Chinese,Tamil,and other languages.Each language has its own handful of vulgarities to keep our mouths busy with.Some of us even use it in our daily life.And its not even used to insult people.Its confusing,but true.

If you've also noticed, my song list also have songs with an abundance of vulgarities.Although they are vulgar,they are fun to listen to,and its my blog,so...whatever i say goes.Must be fun what,i didn't make this blog to make posts about being emo and shit.Yes,that's what emo is my friends......Emo=Shit.Now you know that the brown stuff that come out of our asses is none other than 'emo'.=)

A few more days to Genting.I have to admit,i looked foward to it more in the past than now.Dunno arh,the band has changed so much, i can't look foward to Genting more than how i look at it now.Hope it turns out well,if not,then...too bad arh.

The wallpaper was made because i feel guilty of always being lazy to make a new one and then post my older works to compensate for being lazy to make a new one.Well,here it is.I wanted to make something simple,and at the same time add in a certain complexity to it that balances the thing that attract's your eyes' attention and the deep dark space behind it.All in all,i quite like it.Enjoy.

Dong Dong Cheng

2007-11-18T22:07:00.000+08:00

Two days....two days of time wastage.Two days of many emotions.Happiness,sadness,anger,frustration,hate,confusion,worries,laughter,irritation.At least the band's discipline was up a notch.The boy's toilet was noisy everytime the DMB boys stepped inside.Everywhere we stepped was our territory.The school acted like our own house.We screamed, we played.We left things in the toilet overnight and came back to get it the next day.From a sock,to a wallet , to a handphone,we left it there.Secrets we out. Halim's man-boobs were showcased by himself.But to the others, they were not nice.We demanded that he made them dissappear.And so he did.

As you can see, the main event wasn't stupid Dunearnite,it was the DMB humour.I'd rather watch a seedling grow than to go through with that wastage of time again.Wastage of time for practice,right now,i'm making up for the time i've lost.But clearly...no pain no gain.Waaaaaaaaahhhhh!Pain eh.i've obtained blisters from rudiments.But,now i know that my left hand still sucks.I have five blisters on my right hand, but only two on my left.As you can see,my left hand isn't quite performing up to standards.I must have more blisters!

Wah...money...losing so much.Must pay for this..for that...and for that one..not forgetting that also.Eh Band World......FUCK YOU LAH CHEEBYE! Cannot shimmy that little amusement park fee into that stupid $500.If not,i can buy a new pair of drumsticks...from....... SWEE LEE. Band world, you useless,you stupid, you jubo. SWEE LEE forever!!!!!

Yay,i bought a new capo....from SWEE LEE.Cheap arh, $6 only, i dont need such a good one. At least now i can play Sufjan Stevens' songs at the right tune.

Thinking of a percussion solo is quite difficult eh.But fun eh, can make my own thing.Then can feel that glory feeling musicmakers like Blink 182,Angels and Airwaves,West Grand Bouleward,Mozart,Sufjan Stevens,Robbers on high street,Green Day,Sum 41,Travis,D.M.B(Dave Matthew's Band),Imogen Heap,Iron Maiden,Led Zeppelin,Metallica,Velvet Revolver,Jacob De Hann,Steven Reinekke felt before.Hopefully i can finish it soon.

Since i lazy again.....sry arh,but i lazy arh want to make a wallpaper...tired arh...sry arh...sry arh...but..sry arh.I posted a wallpaper that i made a long time ago before today.It was jsut a simple colour blend and a nice tree-top image.I dont know why got two pictures arh,but the more the merrier.Enjoy.

Minute.

2007-10-27T21:32:00.000+08:00

As expected,this post is another one about myself being sleep-deprived. It's apparently an ongoing thing for me,no matter what kind of day i'm having,a holiday or a school-day.I'm friggin tired,but i aint getting no slack for that.A student,a band-member,a student leader,a friend,a son and a human being,i have to be all these things in one day.Its possible,it is.However,with every role that i play,the next one would be looked at as a disappointment,why?Mainly because i dont spend enough time in that field,and that i look like i dont give a damn.But that's what a normal human being's face would look like if he or she is enormously tired and just wants to lay down and sleep.Holidays,school-days,they dont seem to be any different to me.I just wish i could somehow just stop time,and take a breather,that would be the greatest thing.Hiro Nakamura,you're a lucky asshole.I'm sorry if i look like i dont give a shit to any person out there or i havent been up to a 'Singaporean-kiasu-want-thing-fast-and-do-thing-fast-standard-because-of-time-constraints-and-what-not-and-you-must-make-up-your-mind-fast-and-plan-things-well-or-else-i-dont-friend-you' standard.I cant think straight,my brain is not at rest.I would be more than happy to die now,but there's a lot of things in this world to look foward to,so,dying would be a last resort.

Let me rate the top,most important events that has happened these few weeks (from 1 to 10):

Exams: 5 (at least i passed,and the more greater achievement was that from overweight,i am now at an acceptable range.Congrats to me,congrats to me.Now,the real challenge comes...can i mantain it?dum..dum...duuuuuum)

Public speaking course: 6 (okay okay arh,bloody hell tiger dont know how to fly to people)

Post-exam activities:3(I only liked the photoshop,career discovery and interview skills workshops,they were at least productive for my future.Tea appreaciation was a load of hippopotamus shit)

Hari raya:10(money and sambal goreng,what can i say,its a perfect match)

Fine dining at Swensens: 0.1111112 (Fine dining my ass,.......more like Swensuck...)

Overall,most of the school activities were a waste of my time and money and my Edusave money.The time and money could have been put to better use,like investing in firecrackers,at least they're fun and if someone were to get burnt,i would learn from their mistakes,and its fun to watch that person accidently get burnt and after that,pour water on him so he does not only get burnt,but he gets wet as well and it would be a cold and windy day,so,he would feel cold.Hot and cold,all at the same time.See,that sounds more appealing than appreciating tea.

Since i tired,i made something really simple,it was just a splatter over a hear,a little boom over there,and a little boom over here and then a swish and woo and finally a lope and a clang and then,this came up.I initially wanted to make something arty-schwarty,so,here you go arh.Enjoy.

Its a crazy world out there.

2007-09-30T00:13:00.001+08:00

I was too thirsty,so i drank that concoction of i-dont-know-what.It was safe i knew that,but once i heard about the contents, my stomach went to the danger levels.Apparently, the drink was a mixture of orange juice,lemonade,sugar,salt and tamarind.Not a really good combination if you ask me.The taste was mighty horrible.I was told that the recipe was obtained from the far reaches of the jungles of India.So what,it didnt satisfy my thirst for a nice drink.Well...that's what you get for drinking a village version of Gatorade.

I knew that going to geylang to break fast was a bad idea.Still,i was forced to go.So many people,so little space.I was sitting at my table,waiting for my food while listening to my music.I tapped my feet imagining i was kicking my bass drum and stepping on my high-hat when i felt something under my leg.It was squishy...and gooey.It was a friggin baby's diaper.Here's to all mothers out there,i appreciate that you clean your baby so that the public would not have to suffer smells of the unknown..but..please...please...throw away all used diapers.They should put a 'Throw away your baby's poo' sign beside the current 'Throw away your dog's poo' sign.My shoe had to endure so much....and the food wasnt even good.My luck is never good.I dont understand why.

I should be sleeping right now.I have to wake up in four hours.But thanks to that jungle juice i drank, my sugar levels are not helping me to feel sleepy.I havent felt this 'unsleepy' since...the teletubbies period of my childhood.Yea i remember them,Twinkie Twinkie....Crispy.....Laska....Bao...

If you noticed, the wallpaper is about pasta.Mmmmm....pasta..it should be a sin to dislike it.What's to hate about pasta?The variety of pasta is so interesting.Macaroni,spaghetti,fusilli,bigoli,canalini,bavette,bavettine,maccheronchini,vermicelli,penne,

pennette rigale,farfalle,rigatoni,tortiglioni....and many..many...many more.The thought of it makes me want to cook up a batch.But...lazy arh so...never mind arh.So here's the wallpaper,wanted it to have a bright feeling,hence the warm colours.Enjoy.

Why Only 24 Hrs?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-09-06T22:59:00.000+08:00

Sleep!Sleep!Sleep!Sleep!

Thats the only thing that has been on my mind..well,apart from a few other things.But,in order to think about those few chosen thoughts.....THERE MUST BE SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A nap or two....eeeeeeeeee.If Pokemon was real i want like Drowzee or Hypno come to me and hypnosis attack me sia...then can sleep and people cannot wake me up.That'll be like one of the greatest things that could ever happen to me.

The principle "Force oi!" has clearly impacted my life quite enormously.Such a simple phrase like that can make a person really forget about any other thing and focus on the subject that has to be forced upon.But sometimes i feel that i force too much..and get nothing in the end.My life isnt a bright one,no luck at all.But...dont care arh..i'm still alive,i can do certain things that people cant (heheheheehheeheh)and i invent tunes that are out of this world ; from a death-defying drumbeat to an eerie,yet catchy,tune on the mallets.

Dunno arh..i bring my ball today for no reason.Plans to have a captain ball game after band was not followed for some particular reason.My efforts of finding my limited edition coca cola ball had gone to waste.And another frisbee broke.There should be like a war memorial for frisbees.Especially those frisbees which have been destroyed through DMB.They have been brave little frisbees.My friend,my little green frisbee,he was the bravest,most determined,loyal,and endurable frisbee.Most frisbees did not last for a day through the hands of the DMB members..but mine,mine was different.From East Coast ,to Dunearn's parade square,it endured the pain and suffering we had caused it.It was the best frisbee.It endured for a week,until,it finally could not take it anymore..and...broke...Of course it was the best frisbee....mine what...always the best,you cant deny it.

Since i tired...i never make wallpaper.But,i searched through my wallpaper archives and found a wallpaper.Yahooooo....I wanted to make like a sky-like theme during its creation,dunno arh,to me its like okay so...why not put it up.Enjoy.

Force is the only way.

2007-08-29T21:34:00.000+08:00

Tomorrow is a redundant day for sec 1 to sec 3 pupils in Dunearn Secondary School.No mood to go...but,must go.Must do alot of things..but i'm so tired,I can sleep in any place,at anytime,with anything.Don't be suprised to see me sleeping in the middle of a pathway or road.I would sleep at any chance i get.Unfortunately,there are too many things to do.Alot of things to do,enormous lack of sleep...whats the point.Don't blame me if i'm not enthusiastic tomorrow.Blame....someone else arh,but not me,i'll be sleeping anyways.

I encountered a great discovery during the band's frequent punishment sessions during fall out.Apparently,I shouted so extraordinarily loud during the push-ups...the pimples on both sides of my face just burst.As i was screaming i could feel a weird feeling on my cheeks.It felt like i was losing energy there,losing blood.Apparently so.This is a great discovery.And it works much more efficiently than any facial wash or pimple cream out there.And its free.Just learn how to shout forcefully and loudly.Dont care if your neighbours complain,if you need that pimple gone,just shout.Go to a Deaf People Association or something like that,and shout,no one will hear you.How do i shout loudly, you ask?Well,its really simple.Just shout arh.Open your mouth to the widest it can get without hurting yourself too much,and shout.Focus all your anger and frustration you held in when you're pissed of with something....and let it all out in one powerful scream.And hopefully,pimples will burst.No need to thank me......i know how great this is.

I was too tired to make a wallpaper today..so..instead..i posted a gif image i made like a year ago.I had no idea of what to make,so the obvious choice was chickens.Everyone loves chicken.It should be a sin to hate it.What's not to love about chickens?They make almost everything in this planet.There's always a chicken version to different food.Example?Maggi has chicken flavour.Twisties also has chicken.There's fried rice..and then there's chicken fried rice.There's pot pie...then they addded chicken...so,its chicken pot pie.There's normal fast food restaurants...then,there's KFC.Brands' fame product is its essence of chicken.There are many more.Too many to describe.And i dont know what sounds chickens make,so i settled with 'quack'.I know ducks quack...but,chickens look like ducks so...quack arh.Enjoy...

Fire,everywhere.

2007-08-27T21:15:00.000+08:00

Waaah.....not a great day today.Really felt like just going up to some of my classmates and stab them.Kill them.I wont say who.The noise is too much.Some people just dont know how to shut up.I would just smash their face into the wall and use a meat cleaver and cut them up until they are dead.I wanted to put them in an oversized blender and just watch them suffer until they die.Will they blend?Yes they will.This sounds scary....I just really wanted to silence them,couldnt take it anymore,but i had to hold it.I dont know,i suddenly felt so much anger...couldnt concentrate.It was too loud.I wanted to scream until blood came out,but i controlled myself.Imagine if i really did stand up and attacked my fellow classmates.....another school massacre.I dont care who scored a goal,i dont care if a country declared war with another one.I just want to finish my education and get my choice career.I'm way off course.....waaaaaaaah....i feel like commiting suicide.But no.Its a sin.And..i wont get to experience things anymore.No more tao kae noi.no more barley black tea.no more band.Wah.....boring eh....I sometimes hate this school.....

After a long time,i really thought the monkey in my estate was gone.I thought wrong.I saw it playing in a playground near my block.Waaah....nothing better to do.The children were all too scared to go into the playground.Some threw things at the monkey.That's just bad...but...why a monkey.....who would have soo much free time to raise a monkey.But..it has many uses,since it has two hands and feet,it can do almost everything a human can.Actually,a monkey would be fun to have,but since it can spread AIDS and it can hurt people easily....i'd rather not have a monkey.

After countless months i think,i finally watered my plants.Sry arh plants...its not you arh,its me.I was too busy,and i overlooked the beauty that you can provide my house with.I shall start ,once again,to water my plants frequently according to a plant's special needs.

Sorry about the psycho part of my post arh..but..if you felt the anger i felt,you'd want to kill everything in your way.Wah..psycho again..never mind arh..forget about this...

I ravaged through my folders and found a wallpaper i made sometime back.I just wanted to make something spirally that time...Enjoy....

The Long Hours...The Passing Minutes

2007-08-25T23:56:00.000+08:00

No comments for today arh...my head hurts....long story...you would'nt want to hear.

OMG!!!!Where's the wallpaper??????!!!!Yes....there's no wallpaper for today...buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut....There's a blogskin.The DMB blogskin to be more specific.Just head on to www.dunearnmb.blogspot.com to take a look.If you look real close,you can find my signature in there.Enjoy.

The Perils of Yesterday,Today

2007-08-23T23:16:00.000+08:00

I was at war.It came in,seeking for blood....i thought.My first instinct was to run,but something stopped me.It was the music.The sounds of The Adventure by Angels and Airwaves gave me courage...to face that insect.How did it come in?By sheer luck,as the MRT doors opened,it flew in,it was just passing by.It then landed at the only escape i had.I glared at it with my new found courage,running would be useless,it is better to face your fear than to live with it your whole life.Enough is enough,insects would not bother me.With music,you can fend off any fear that you may have.Just look outside your window right now.If you see a Pontianak or two,a Pochong,zombies,Sadako,or any demonic or ghostly beings...or even insects,listen to a favourite tune or two and they would be like nothing.You can call some of them up and have a cup of coffee or tea,have a conversation,you wouldn't be scared.Continuing with my tale......I had to think fast,i needed to conjure up a magnificent escape plan.And so I did,all i had to do...was walk towards the MRT doors and exit the train.It was risky,but not impossible...i just had to trust my instincts.I heard...."Marsling........Marsling"....It was time to do the near-impossible task.So,bravely,i stepped towards the door and exited the train.It happened so fast..i could not believe it.I finally crossed the path of a flying insect as big as my thumb.Hooray and all sorts of words that can describe rejoice and happiness poped in my mind.I felt a feeling that is of success.I have done well.....Listen...to all my fears out there...I am warning you,i have a weapon and it cannot be matched.You should all be cowering down to the earth...your presence in my mind and this reality is redundant....you have won many battles in the past...but you shall never...win....this...war.......run while you can...and pass this message to your allies,my foes...let them know of this rising.....this legacy....this new power...of mine...

Me and my fellow going-to-graduate-from-this-boring-school friends just realised that...we are going to graduate next year...so...to all sec one,two,or any soon-to-be band members next year,or any subsequent years.....continue to go on with our traditions.Continue on my our hoga legacy,our McDonald's legacy...our band legacy..if you wish to make band the most awesome part of your life...The last thing I would want to see is the band becoming boring.Dont be afraid,dont be shy,punch a face or two or body slam someone during someone's birthday..it would be a little painful for the victim,but,no pain no gain wat.....and it is extrreeeeeeemmmmmeeeeeeellllyyyy satisfying to mosh,bodyslam a person during their birthday...pull down some shorts or pants would be a great thing to do too.Go to McDonald's or actually any place together after band,dont make it seem that DMB stands for 'Dont Meet after Band' or even worse...'Dont Meet for Band'.DMB is none of those,it simply means..Dunearn Military Band.Come on,if band is boring,then,there's nothing to look foward to in Dunearn anymore.I'm not saying play all the time arh,but,don't stress stress arh.Make friends,have a party..hoooraaay.You come for one practice is not enough,come for all,and then,you can be as good as you want to be.Its like after you take a huge crap,then you clean your ass,but after all that,your ass still feels itchy,keep on washing..keep on wiping,and it'll be as clean as something very clean arh....Make sure band is the best place on this very Earth,go for it, like cleaning your ass to perfection.

I made this wallpaper quite a while back....i thought i lost it..but..luckily it poped up today.I dont really know what i was doing, i just did it as i day-dreamed.For some reason,i just feel that it blends quite well with the title of this post.Enjoy.

Made From The Left Ventricle

2007-08-17T23:38:00.000+08:00

Uuuuhh....soo...Helmizar requested for a picture of his new found love,Karolina and himself.It was an easy one,but the challenges and questions that were asked were in abundance during the process of making this particular image.Basically,it's Hel and Kar's pictures just joined together.Yea,i dont expect anyone to use this picture other than the two in it.If you do,then,something's wrong with you.

I was sick today...yaaahooooo......

Sleep Machine

2007-08-13T22:50:00.000+08:00

Whoa,the first day with my new pair of spectacles was tiring.I woke up fresh,ready to start my day.I had a refreshing cold shower and felt so rejuvinated after that.As soon as i put on my spectacles,i immediately felt,sleepy.Don't know why,i felt daaaaamn sleepy.So,i slept in the bus,slept on my way to school,slept a little during morning assembly (giving the impression that i was squinting due to the sun that shone into my eyes since school starts at 8.20 on Mondays instead of 7.20 because the teachers have some meeting or something and the sun would usually rise sometime before that time ,but i was actually snoozing),slept during my walk to class,slept during class,slept during my walk to recess,slept during my walk back to class from recess,slept during class again,slept during intervals when the previous teacher leaves the class and the class has to wait for the next teacher,slept during my wait for QAMs,slept during QAMs,slept during my walk towards the bus-stop,slept in the bus,slept on my way to BB-MAC,slept on my way to the counter,slept on my way back up because Isaac said to go somewhere else,slept on my way to KFC,slept while ordering,slept while waiting for my Meltz,slept while getting my Meltz,slept while eating my Meltz,slept while playing Pokemon on my phone and achieving more than you'd ever dream of,slept on my way to the interchange,slept on the bus,slept on my way to CDANS,slept and played pokemon in CDANS,slept while throwing a paper aeroplane around in CDANS,slept on my way to the busstop,slept while waiting for the bus,slept while going on the bus,slept while finding a seat,slept while sitting,slept while changing seats,slept all the way to Woodlands,slept while getting off the bus,slept while walking home,slept while waiting for the lift,slept while watching a cat pee while waiting for the lift,slept in the lift,slept while walking out of the lift,slept while walking down the stairs,slept while unlocking my gate and door,slept while walking in and lock the door..and..here i am...half-asleep posting these stuff.

While half-asleep in class,I daydreamed about a horse in the middle of a field ,grazing on grass,when suddenly there was an explosion and meteors came from every direction.The meteors zoomed through the moon,the moon also could be seen,closer to the Earth,closer than a seal is to a dugong.The horse then lifted up its frontal legs,getting ready to run.Another end of the world dream i guess.Well,i made a wallpaper about it.I used the bliss wallpaper from Microsoft,props to them for making a nice wallpaper i could edit.Enjoy.

And then there was one

2007-08-04T23:46:00.000+08:00

I nearly died today.yeaaaaaaa.Quite a life-learning experience.Thought me a lesson on safety and gave me an idea on how to die.Anyways,i die also nothing what.Who care sia...never mind arh.Shan't elaborate on my method of instant death.

I've been waiting for this day.Today...i...actually...had a satisfying amount of sleep.WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Its been such a long time..and there's still tomorrow...yeaaaa...and next week got a lot of holidays....yes!I've noticed that sleep gets more looked foward to,as you grow older.I remember the primary school days when we were hyper active,running around the whole place,eating sweets like drinking water and sleep was dreaded because we weren't sleepy.Now.....emo here emo there,stress,sleep in class,sleep during recess,sleep in bus,sleep in toilet,sleep in car,sleep during assembly,sleep during fall-in (sorry arh)...eeee...the change is tremendous.Wah,can't wait to get to sleep.My bed is extraordinarily comfortable.Sleep makes a person like me happy.

Went out for lunch today with friends.Go here,go there after that.Lots of long bus rides today.Then go Woodlands...YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA...hometown,can reach home in a jiffy.Ate at Banquet.I was queing up in a horizontal manner,then suddenly,the cashier diverted the queue to a vertical pattern,and i had to go to the back of the line....waaaaaaaaah....so,i go eat Nasi Padang....stupid Western Food,go back to where you came from......

The wallpaper is apparently about me.......yeaaa...signature series!I kinda like it..got my name what,what's not to like.If you like my name,have a gala time with this arh.Throw a party or two,if it makes you happy.Enjoy it people.

Inconsistent Time

2007-08-02T21:33:00.000+08:00

I've just realised that..... I haven't had chicken pox so far in my life.I wonder how it feels like to have chicken pox.Let my enlighten you people about it.

Chicken pox,also known as varicella, is a disease, primarily of children, is caused by the varicella-zoster virus . It is characterized by mild headaches and fever,malaise, and the eruption of blisters on the skin and mucous membranes.

Actualy,having chicken pox right now may be quite stupid...too many things to do now aarh.If i get sick....a lot of things would be missed out.But of all sickness that can be contracted, i have the most idiotic one.My skin is damn sensitive.I cant wear a plaster without affecting my skin sia....how...if i get wounded....bandage only..a big bulky bandage...or if i'm lucky,i'll have plasters for sensitive skin.Wah....my skin's boring............

I feel that time is getting even more precious as life goes by....sleep is much more appreciated than in the earlier years..yet..i still don't get enough sleep.Well...never mind arh..must force.And i also realise that,the more exhausted i get,the more interesting my dreams get.Which is wonderful.And i get much more deja vus than ever.Well,i shan't elaborate on this rather boring post any longer.

The wallpaper,again,is a random idea,brewed from exhaustion and the random ideas that go along as i made it.Enjoy.

We shall win this war.......

2007-07-24T19:08:00.000+08:00

I've been dreaming about Satan,the end of the world and insects for these few days.But i'm not going to make a wallpaper about Satan or anything....But damn...Satan was fierce.In my dream,i was fighting with him with a sword,but i was no match.He was fiery,and evil,and i was only holding a piece of metal.And metals, have melting points no matter how hard they are,they will melt one day.The fire felt so real,it melted my sword right away...then i woke up,and sprinted to the toilet for my morning business...saved by nature's call.I wonder why i dream of judgement days,demons and...insects....eee...insects...i've been attacked a few times these few days,actually two times only,but scary eh...

The first time was in my kitchen...it was dark,and when i switched on the light...there it was.A big,fat cockroach the size of my thumb.It was friggin big i tell you!!!I did what any other cockroach hater would do......i screamed,hoping my screams would melt it,but it didn't....sadly.The worst part was that i was the only person in the house,so,i didn't have any reinforcements to aid me.I had to fend off the demon insect myself,so,i picked up the insecticide in one hand and clenched a roll of newspaper in the other.As if it read my mind,the cockroach immediately scurried into the darkness.Wtf....it sensed my anger and hate.See...cockroaches are smart,sly and cunning.They know when you're coming.They may take over the world in the end....we must not let that happen!Join my campaign against these foul beings and you'll be rewarded with a pest free world.

The second encounter with an angry insect was just now,i was walking with my friends...minding my own business and suddenly isaac starting pointing at something in the air infront of me.I couldnt see it until...the spider went on my uniform.I yelled again while running backwards,the spider's web was still on me,and i thought i saw the spider smiling on me,while hanging on its web.I ran into someone because of the spider..damn spiders...damned insects.......

Tao Kae Noi....the lord of seaweeds...the big kahuna...the king of snacks.Although it is a very delightful snack,its production has been quite inconsistent over these few months.The amount of chilli in most packets of Tao Kae Noi (hot and spicy flavour) has decreased tremendously.A theory to explain this calamity....is none other than , global warming.Maybe...just maybe,global warming is the cause of a decrease in chilli productions.Imagine a world without chilli my friends,think it through.It wouldn't be like the world we are in now.No more chilli sauce in fast food restaurants,no more McSpicy,no more Lemak Ayam Chili Padi (<< i would commit suicide on the spot)....no...more...sambal and other spicy stuff.Spicy,pedas and other words to describe spicy and pedas may be of no use to us anymore.The world would be doomed.Okay,there may be some chilli,but surely not enough.Fast food restaurants would charge a dollar for each packet of chillli sauce.That's daylight robbery,but that would be reality people.If we do not act now,the lives of the all chilli in the world would be at stake.Act now,save the chillies.We must do everything we are capable of to protect them.They are but one of the most important ingredients known to man.What if the future children do not have a chance to experience the phenomenon of what chilli can produce?Who would be blamed?Us!!!!!So...we all should change our ways now...protect the environment...for...the...chillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've decided to put up my drawings as wallpapers at ceratin times instead of digital art.Since i didn't have time to draw something else,i used some pieces from my art sketchbook.I edit the fist and the posing hand to fit the wallpaper size and added a few rods,i didnt know what to right,so just try to accept them.So..yea...this is a relatively simple wallpaper,i like simple,that's why i put this wallpaper up.Enjoy.

The Day Of Reckoning

2007-07-15T01:20:00.000+08:00

I'm seriously tired right now.Didn't have a satisfactory amount of rest for the past two days...but no worries...i'm still alive.Friday,brought a greater load to school,because there was the farewell dinner and i was going to stay over at Wei Liang's house before the concert day.After school finished,went to the hall,supervise the decorations here and there,went to mosque,came back and helped a little more.Since there were no paint brushes,i used my hands to paint.After painting,both my hands were covered in black paint,from the tip of my fingers to my wrist.It was as if i was wearing black gloves.Sacrificed my towel to wipe off the paint,went to the shop to get turpentine,used a toothbrush,brush like crazy and it finally came off....wooohooo......then...after all the decorating,i rushed off to meet Abu,to put my things at his place for awhile while i was at the dinner.While waiting for him at his void deck,i changed from my school uniform to my dinner attire.I was wearing PE shorts inside,so i could pull down my pants without people knowing thesecrets that lay underneath.

The dinner was okay arh..The food got disappointing at times.I dread prawns during meals with more than one course.And guess what came in a certain time of the dinner.......knn cb prawns.I ate one only,trying to resist my hands from touching the prawns,i struggled with my fork and spoon,trying to unleash the greatness that lay inside.After the dinner,take pictures here and there,then Isaac and I went to Wei Liang house to meet the others.Then...we...went..to..watch Harry Potter at 11.45pm.It was boring...quite a last minute decision.After the movie,we decided not to waste our money on night transports,so,Abu,Isaac and I jogged from West Mall to Wei Liang's house.At a point of time during the jog,i switched on Abba Gold on my phone and glory filled our legs and we kept on jogging to the rythm and tempo.Abba Gold is really a nice song to jog to and especially at night.I slept under Wei Liangs bed,since there was not enough space.The only soft padding that i had was like only a small part of a mattress for my head.No pillows,blankets or any other soft and wonderful stuff.It was only me,the hard matress,the cold air-conditioning and the cold,hard floor.But i had to force , because..no space...

Eeee....the concert.I was nervous,stressed and tired.During the first song,I had a splitting headache,dunno why..suddenly got to me.,but i force arh until the end of the concert,then i felt like want to take out my brain wash it with dettol and put it back in eh.Or smother it with tiger balm.I was damn nervous during sound's from the 60's,scared i would screw up for the band,but luckily didnt arh....tyco arh..Then after all that,we headed for the usual Bukit Batok McDonald's outlet.Sat there for awhile until finally got some food.I didnt finish my food for the first time,shows how the lack of enthusiasm can change a person alot.

The wallpaper is just another random thing.It has a modern feel to it.Enjoy.

Superpowers,Biscuits and Plums

2007-07-03T21:00:00.000+08:00

Wow...i'm sick again.Congratulations..for..me...to be...sick..on..a..friggin..holiday.What a better way to spend a nice sunny day than sitting in your house alone thinking of plums?Yes,for some reason,when i'm sick,i ponder about the most random of objects.Yesterday,i was in the world of plums.The juicy,sweet and sour taste of plums...it gives me goosebumps.And i also had two plums. Everytime i sank my teeth into the purple delights,the world seemed to stop and the only thing that was striking was the taste and aroma of the plums.....still...holiday eh..then i sick..walao..knn...I wish i had a superpower to postpone my sicknesses to other days. Examples of those days would be days i would not want to go to school because of a stupid event or something.But sadly , i do not possess this power so.. i had to stay at home purging snot from my nose,coughing phlegm out of my mouth and endure revolting body aches.....on Youth Day.But never mind, forget about the past and lets go to the positive part of this post,which is under this paragraph....

Transformers was a cool movie.Lots of action...the amount of explosions were like the amount of water on Earth. My favourite Transformer in the movie has to be StarScream....ee...he flew like nobody's business, even in robot form his flying damn nice. On that particular night, i had a dream of a wheelchair transforming into a robot. Although it was a wheelchair, it still kicked people's ass. In my mind, it was a Decepticon. Wheelchairs are supposed to help people, but my wheelchair kick those people's retarted arses. It may sound stupid to you, but everything that comes out of my brain is unique,wonderful and cool. You may say that i am promoting myself, well,this keeps me motivated so....try it once in a while..it really works.I realise that so far,in this blog post, i have been talking about random stuff,crap and stupid things.Too bad arh, i'm not going to make it emo,serious,logical or anything formal.I suddenly have a craving for chocolate filled biscuit sandwiches.

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........this wallpaper shows what would happen if you don't do your work with passion, enthusiasm,motivation,concentration,responsibility,etc.This goes out to all Dunearn Military Band members........If you want the concert to work, work at it,make it your number one goal,put more effort in it and less effort in other stuff just for these few days left.Come on arh...a few days only eh, we don't have much time left.Work hard,play hard...don't regret...rejoice.

Anyways,try to enjoy the wallpaper,it may seem hard to appreciate it,but..just try arh..

Isaac's request

2007-06-25T19:23:00.000+08:00

Finally,i have a request at last.Isaac requested a cheery wallpaper.He wanted butterflies and a cross.Apart from being cheery with a bright colour,he also wanted it to be spiritful.So here's the wallpaper,enjoy.

Godsend

2007-06-25T18:47:00.000+08:00

I'm a menace to society.

I'm like the weed in the garden.

The mosquitoe that flew past you.

The old person that places her shopping bag on the seat next to her in the bus,so nobody can sit and expects us to respect that.

The toilet bowl that cant flush,so you'll have to do your things in a stinky environment.

I'm like styrofoam,or old refrigerators that give off CFC that builds up in the atmosphere and makes a hole in the ozone layer allowing the UV rays to reach us,causing skin cancer,causing terror in Antartica,Australia and some other European countries.

Like pollution,in Europe again,where it roams freely around and spreads to other places,causing more mayhem.

Like the oil tanker that spilled oil all over the sea and caused thousands of sea creatures to perish and die a very black death.

I'm like a disease.

Like the tsunami,that destroyed many innocent lives.

Like a volcanoe erupting.

Like the hard shit that cant come out of your ass due to a lack of fibre in your diet and you try your best to get it out,but when it goes out,your ass gets sore.

I'm like the stupid umbrella that turns upside down when even a small wind blows at it so it looks like a satellite dish.

I'm like the wet ass print printed on the MRT seat after a sweaty person sits on it and no one wants to sit on that seat,because it looks disgusting.

I'm like Dunearn Secondary School's file and book checks ( a waste of time by the way..).

I'm like the ant in the soup that makes people lose their appetite and dont eat their soup just because of an ant.

I'm like the small McSpicy chicken fillet that's like a nugget wannabe.

I'm like the cockroach in your house.

I'm like shit.

All the things that happened are sent from God.

Slay me,smite me,do what ever you want.

Here's a tip for all you people out there.I'm sure you've heard this many times,but i really want you to think about this,for the sake of the world.You could be a hero if you implement this quote throughout your life.Think,before you leap.I'll be remembering that for a very long time in my life.

The wallpaper was made out of grief and shame...don't think much of it.

My little green friend

2007-06-23T19:59:00.001+08:00

Have you ever lost something or someone that only played a very small part in your life,but you heart sank so low, you couldn't care for anything else? I just did today.It wasn't the size or magnitued of my little friend, but it was the memories it brought me.It was how i earned him.The hardwork i did to play a role which may have been redundant,but i had people applauding me for the action i did.Remember this,a rack of freesbies can make you go a long way.The way i obtained my little green freesbie,it was marvellous.But now,he's gone.He's still here,but just as a memorial.He's like in a coma,but you can't revive him,he's still there,alive but dead.So near,but yet,so far.

It's quite stupid actually,i didnt use him for a few years,but i only used him for a week,and he couldn't survive.I guess that the world is too much for him.I shall let him rest in peace.He shall not be bothered by any hands.He shall not be thrown again.

Here's a poem for him:

My little green freesbie

He flies like an angel

The way he soars through the air is beautiful

My little green freesbie

A poem doesnt have to rhyme.

The wallpaper is about my freesbie's life....enjoy...

Ants and mosquitoes are just part of life

2007-06-20T23:06:00.000+08:00

The SL camp was much more enjoyable than i thought.I didnt think it would have air-conditioned rooms with fridges,televisions or microwaves.I thought wrong...but never mind.Practically, every second, one person would get bitten by an insect, most likely a mosquito.We humans are like water to those small blood predators.I had rashes on almost every part of my body...but...never mind.Its part of the camp.I don't know why,but i have very bad luck and i tend to do the wrong things and pull myself down.I packed extra things for everything in my bag,hence the weight of my bag,which was bearable..yes,but still,it was mighty heavy.The only thing i didnt pack was an extra pair of shoes.It was not only me,but i was the only one who packed extra for every single object in my bag...except..an extra pair of shoes.After the dragonboating activity,smells of all sorts danced around our innocent noses.The smells depended on how your feet smelt like that day.

Soo...being a smart person that I am,i said ,'Hey,why don't i dry my shoes by putting them in the microwave on high?'Yea...that didnt work,it only made the microwave a little more dirty.Here's a warning to those who are going to use chalet 6 of HomeTeamNS....wipe the microwave first before using it.My feet were in the high levels of stinky.I now realise that alot of fun can be brewed from the most simple things in life.Take a candle for example.We played Candle Warfare..we had to burn the other teams' strings by using our lighted candles.It was fun,because i had a chance to play with fire.I remember one person kept on coming to me to blow my candle out for a few times in a row..forgot who he/she was,but whoever it was did a great job at keeping me away..the only things i burnt were my skin and shoes.

After everything on the last day,i went for band,with my bag filled with alot of clean extra clothes and alot of dirty clothes..heavy eh..Luckily band finished at 5,if not,i wouldnt have had a chance to play.I reunited with my Tao Kae Noi and barley black tea again.Justin,I thank you again for introducing barley black tea.I've tasted black tea,and the taste was too herbally for me.But...Black tea has played a part in alot of great things in the world..like Pokka Tea,for example.The blueberry,peach,mangoe,apple,lychee,raspberry and lemon teas manufactured by Pokka all contain black tea.So, we all should be greatful for having black tea in this world.I'm indeed honoured to have it here.

Wah,i'm not at home for two days and my computer gets a little crazy....actually,i made the wallpaper above in different colours,but,somehow when i saved all of them into my folder, they all weren't there.So,i got fed up and saved it somewhere else,but only in one colour.I chose blue,or rather cyan or turqoise...because..blue is my favourite colour.I dont care what colour you all like,but i'll go with blue,i'm not going to see if it would save properly the next time,and blue is a nice colour,through my eyes.If you cant make a decision,being biased can be satisfying.

And once again,the wallpaper has nothing to do with anything,but still, enjoy.

Monkeys are smarter than humans

2007-06-11T09:16:00.000+08:00

During this few weeks,my basic routine has been, holiday,band,holiday,band,holiday,band (leave early because of prayers),weekends and it loops back to the first one.Then, this week..... SPOILER.NO BAND.Quite idiotic.....i dont understand the motive of the school.They want all their students to perform well, academicly and in their CCAs.But they put breaks into our schedule when its a holiday.I dont understand that.Its a holiday.And they put breaks.A holiday is already a break.Yes,we have to go back to school.But, the breaks that are available are already sufficient.Its like eating more after you're full.Never mind....like they would read this.....Luckily there's a band BBQ..looking foward to that.Waaahh....there's another spoiler......Student Leadership camp.....never mind...i'll force all the way through.

Have you ever gone through part of your holidays with the same routine and one day, something that was never expected happened?Well i did, just yesterday.Was walking along my void deck,looked at the stray cats and stuff,as usual.And one thing wasn't a cat.It was a monkey.A monkey.I said..'wah'..'how?','why?'.Quite cute...but still...why would a monkey be in an estate like mine?Sure there's a forest nearby,but the nearby,is not that nearby and its full of obstacles like a river,a big drain,and cars...lots of cars.Like he was desperate to get here or something.There's nothing interesting about my estate..Its boring,old and old.And the elevators stink.Oh shit.I have possible answer to this.

This may sound stupid,but its plausible.See,i heard that.If you had sex with a monkey,you'd get AIDS.Scientists said that.So,the monkey came here...to spread AIDS.But,at first,who would have sex with a monkey?eee......that guy may have really been desperate and averted his eyes away from humans..to animals.So, heed my words.If you see a monkey..run...you can't risk your life.Don't think of running,just run. You'll thank me one day.

I tried to put more focus on my wallpapers,and this time it wasnt really because of the focus.I just did random stuff,put things here,place things there,smudge here a little,distort the image..and boom!I made something out of nothing.I quite like it.I made it in different colours.Its simple,but i like it.I like simple stuff.Art is unpredictable,you may start with nothing,and keep on doing it,in the end,you may never know.Anyone can be good at art or graphic designing,but you just have to practice.This works on anything else.Just practice and keep on improving,because,you're never the best,you still can be better.

Do i hear me?

2007-06-01T23:28:00.000+08:00

At last, i obtained my internet connection,which may not be as good as the last one,but,never mind arh, at least i have internet connection. I apologise to the people whom i gave false hopes to. My 'tomorrow i'll surely have internet' promise turned out to be two weeks. Throughout these two weeks, i used my television more often , and it was boring. The local television programmes are the most boring ones in the world. The 'humour' in certain programmes are not up to my standard and childish and if you can't slang properlly... don't, its just going to make someone deaf. Eeee... lucky i had my scores with me or i would have killed myself.

Just now we played Jurassic Park..heeheee....i thought we could make dinosaur sounds by our own mouths,but sadly...no ,but , there was one part in my timpani score where i had to make the sound of the Tyrannosaurus Rex's footsteps. At least that satisfied me......

Uuuhh.... the wallpaper is just a random thing...but, do enjoy it.

Cows are evil

2007-05-03T21:36:00.000+08:00

Eee...i never go to school again today....because..of..my...body.I dont know why it hurts so much.Headaches...and sometimes,when i move my body,i'll hear the sound of bones cracking.Eeee...what if i have osteoporosis.But it aint my fault.I blame the cows for inducing a shit tase to their milk.If milk naturally tasted like mangoes,i'd love to drink milk everyday.I hate the taste...it sucks.That's why,they made yakult.Its invention opened a new road to alternative calcium intake,apart from cheese.I love cheese,they taste better than milk.Yakult,a.k.a,Susu Basi,is the best.I think i get enough calcium from it,but apparently,i don't.They should produce them in bigger bottles.I could finish 2 packs of yakult,each containing 5 small bottles of yakult,in a day.If they make the bottles bigger,it'll do the milk hating community good.

The wallpaper,was made out of sheer boredom.Being sick isnt a roller coaster ride mind you.Its like riding on a spastic snail.Snails are already slow,and now,they're retarded,so they are slower.And,you are sitting on it,so,logically,it would be crushed already by our immense weight,so it's not moving.Picture that and feel the boredom.

At the end of the day

2007-04-17T20:58:00.000+08:00

The band got silver for this year's Singapore Youth Festival (SYF).I think it was an appropriate medal to get at the end of the day.I drank 5 little bottles of yakult in the morning that day.Yakult has to be one of the best drinks on Earth.Since i despise milk,yakult supplies me with the calcium i need ,and its tasty.After all that,Mac...as usual..McSpicy..as usual..but this time i won $6.A dollar for eating a cold ,left-over pickle and $5 for getting smashed in the face by a piece of cake,and that piece wasnt the smallest,and it was mighty creamy,it tasted good.It felt nice,there was a cooling sensation for that second.I like cake,but i hate cakes with chocolate cream,they're always somehow ,bitter.I had the weirdest dream that night,i dreamt that the band won a cake during SYF,in my dream.A cake.Nice.That would be a nice system actually.Giving cakes to bands.COP is like...a cupcake.Bronze would be asmall cake for..two.Silver would be a normal sized cake.Gold would be a bigger cake.And Gold with honours would be a humongous one,and everyone would be happy,because they all got cake,and everybody loves cakes.You'd be stupid to hate cake.It should be a sin to hate cake.Cake has everything people love,eggs,flour,bicarbonate soda,and they come in different flavours,and one of those flavours could be your favourite one,so,there's no reason to hate cake.

Since i have to put a wallpaper in every post,here's one i made a few minutes ago.It has nothing to do with anything in this post.But dont care....its blue.You'd also be stupid to hate blue.That means,you hate the sky,the sky holds the atmosphere,so,you better love it.That means...you hate Dunearn Military Band's uniform..which is blue...but its a cool uniform and blue's a cool colour.It mixes well.

Dunearn Military Band

2007-03-14T22:08:00.000+08:00

Well,SYF is coming very soon,so i decided to make a DMB wallpaper.I've made a few in the past,but i decided to make something more artistic this time.I hope this wallpaper would make the band members look foward even more to SYF,be more enthusiastic about it and strive for the best to get gold or gold with honours.I made it in different colours,enjoy.

My dream

2007-03-08T22:07:00.000+08:00

Recently,well,this morning,i had a dream while i was sleeping.I dreamt that i was walking in a street and then i looked up into the sky and i saw that it was really different.It was broad daylight,and despite the pollution and light,i could see the stars.I could see alot of stars.The other planets were also much closer to the Earth than ever before.I could see mars,saturn all of them,up close.Then it hit me......it was the end of the wolrd.Then, comets and meteors appeared from all directions and then i woke up.Dont be misguided though,i'm not emo or anything.I've had dreams like this before.

Another dream that was really pleasant was one,i was looking up at the sky when suddenly,the sky just exploded into colours and stars.The colours danced around until suddenly they all disappeared and then a shooting star flew past.These dreams are wierd.Both of them seemed to have alot of stars and always were in the sky.Maybe its a sign,i dont know.The second dream happened to me three times.Well,i made a wallpaper about my first dream.But the view in my dream was extraordinary.Its was beautiful.And about the end of the world thing,only god knows.

Groove

2007-02-16T20:50:00.000+08:00

This is the second iPod based wallpaper i've posted.The first one was the christmas theme one.Well,orange is a nice,fresh colour so, i used it in this one.Sorry if the earphones are a little rough..heh..

Huldah's request

2007-02-09T22:01:00.000+08:00

Yes,Huldah requested for a wallpaper.She wanted a hand to be reaching outo a shadow and whole thing to be black,white and gray.This wallpaper is simple but still has something to it.I didnt think i did well,but she appreaciated it anyway.Simplicity can be rewarding and nice at times.

I hate being angry.....

2007-02-07T20:52:00.000+08:00

Right now,i'm pissed off to the highest 'getting pissed off' can get. I give people friggin chances and they abuse them.When i say dont touch my instrument,i mean dont touch my instrument.Anyone who doesnt have the authority or permission to touch the instruments,should NOT touch the instrument.If you want to touch them,why didnt you join the band in the first place,you have no reason to use yyour filthy idiot things that are attached to your arms to touch the instruments.I had a motive to kill that person with my bare hands,i said please....'please' is a last resort word,i was controlling my anger,you were lucky you friggin jackass who's in a human form.Why did i have to shout,let me write down the friggin points you need that are obvious but your undeveloped retarted brain wont work well enough to even think of the first firggin letter.First of all,you arfe not supposed to touch the instruments because you dont know how to friggin handle them.Second,your hands maybe as dirty or more dirty than the devil.Thirdly,you have no reason to touch it.Forth,i have told you many friggin times not to touch them.Fifth,one instrument costs more than what you have with you that you get angry when someone accidently touches it.And lastly,i love my instrument,you dont love my instrument.Now i realise why there are emos,the world never gave a damn about them in the first place.Here's a message to the world: Everyone plays a part in the world.Now that i have cleared my system ,I would like to announce that i will continue making wallpapers since i have nothing else to do with my life.I wont be as productive as last time though,the reasons are that my program has a few bugs and wont run properlly anymore for some apparent reason and i want to focus more on my studies because i want to get into a polythenic and learn more things about graphic designing an i hope i'll be able to make more stuff for you people.

Not everything has a happy ending

2007-02-01T22:18:00.000+08:00

Well,hello.I typed this post to announce the unfortunate end to my wallpaper making,well,temporarily.You see,the program that I use,Adobe Photoshop,keeps on hanging when i use it,and so,my work that do would be gone and i must redo it all over again.I wish i had the cd to reinstall it,but i dont,i dont know where it is.I will temporarily stop accepting requests and i will temporarily stop making anything.The only thing i'm good at,i cant do it for awhile anymore.Its like losing most of your life.My life is going to be friggin boring sia.So until i buy another Adobe Photoshop program,i cant do anything.Ooh,and the program costs loads of money,i wish i had the money.I'm sorry if i caused any inconvinience to any of you,I really didnt want to do this,but at the rate the program is hanging,i'm gonna have to stop.Thank you all for your nice comments on my work and appreaciating my work.This blog wont be put down though,so you still can look at the pictures XD.

Justin's 2nd request

2007-02-01T22:16:00.000+08:00

This is Justin's second request.He asked for a cross with the wallpaper being grim and spiritual at the same time.I made the cross myself,Justin asked for a simple cross,and mine was quite simple.The cross in the middle was made to look like frosted glass.I think i made the wallpaper with an unbalanced 'grim and spiritual' theme.There's more 'grimness' to it.

Some time ago,i was lazy,and i still am

2007-01-29T19:28:00.000+08:00

I have nothing to do,so i will post some wallpapers i made some time ago.I was too lazy to post them up last time,sorry arh.Well,here they are.I realise,that so far,i only have 3 voters.Sooo,i shall not go with the winning vote,which is the nature theme.I shall try to balance the themes of wallpapers i will make in the future.

Eh...Eh...Eh

2007-01-20T20:39:00.000+08:00

I,Ziyaad,would like to know what all of you people (that means you) want in my wallpapers,so if you could kindly spare a few minutes of your time,please partake in this non-ad-free poll i just made.The poll is on your right,right under the music choices.

Wings of beauty

2007-01-20T20:14:00.000+08:00

I am deeply sorry for giving you all a crap wallpaper in my last post.This time,i have something better.It depicts the beauty of nature,well,birds and butterflies mostly.When i made this,i damn shiok arh.I think i put too many things in it,sorry arh.I lazy to delete some stuff out,so just accept this can??Haha.........................................Anyways,i think it looks okay,just that when i overlayed the white parts with the orange colour,some parts may looked little blur,but,its still okay arh.Yay.......

Were you expecting something?

2007-01-19T20:40:00.000+08:00

Were you expecting maybe a....wallpaper,or two,or more than two?Well,sorry to let you down but,i didnt make any.....actually,i made one,but it doesnt have anything to do with anything.

Now,you're all like........'Hey..............Ziyaad didnt come to school for three days because he was sick in the eyes but I saw him online in MSN for all three days and now he says he made only one measly irrelevant picture and he also didnt come for band for two days and he didnt meet his new sec one band juniors?'

Well.....sorry arh.Most of the time i was sleeping with my MSN on,i do that alot.And during this time,i wondered more about everyday things,and look at small and puny details on random objects like a piece of paper.Yes,a piece of white A4 paper has a tremendous amount of detail.I also wondered about small matters that could possibly turn out to actually be big matters.An example,Burger King and Long John Silver's.Those two fast-food restaurants have great food.Why dont they have a delivery system set up?WHY?!If someone has an answer to that please do tell me.If they HAD a delivery system,oooooohhh......McDonalds and KFC would dissappear like Taco Bell did.Taco Bell,why did they have to go away......and A&W....oooh,they were like the GodFathers of restaurants,I had so many memories at that place,but unfortunately,i forgot most of them.

Well,enough talking about food.During these boring three days,i've come to realize that there are alot of emos in the world.Which brings me to a question.Why.does.emO.and.emU.sound alike?Because people from along time ago knew this 'emo plague' was going to happen.So,they made the word, 'emotional',so that we could cut it down to 'emo'.And even before that,there was a species of birds,emus.And so,the people of long ago knew that emo was going to be used and emus would still exist.So,therefore,the people of the future who deemed themselves as 'emo'which rhymes with 'emu',can be insulted by being called a big-nosed bird.That's my theory,'emos' were hated since people found out that there was a species of bird called 'emu' on the Earth.

Why am i typing a long,irrelevant post that has nothing to do with this blog?Well,the only thing i can tell you is that boredom can lead to many things,in my case,boredom tends to make me 'mentally hyper' that can lead to physical stuff too.I tend to do stupid,or dumb things to destroy boredom from my head.This is one of many things that i would do,since posting something really long and dumb would be a waste of time for me if i dont feel 'bored','boredom' as i said earlier,can make people do many things.Dont think of this as a dumb way to look at things,or call me 'stupid'.Think of everything i wrote here as a creative thought,you can make your own,its very easy.Just think of one simple thing and exggerate it as much as you can until it seems completely stupid,which is considered 'creative'.If you cant do a simple thing like that,you probably dont have a great 'imagination'.Theres a differece between the mind of an artist and a mind of a mathematician.The mind of the artist has more life to it,more colour,while the mind of the mathematician has more reason,and more knowledge.Together,they would be unstoppable.Which is why i want to be a graphic designer so bad.If you're going to be a graphic designer,you must have more than skill at art.Graphic designers deal with computers,which is why i have to get my Maths and other subjects right.And i jsut realised that this post is getting to long and can go on forever since it leads to nowhere as the subject always changes.So,i'm going to stop right......here.(P.S. The wallpaper sucks ,i know)

Joey's Request

2007-01-16T21:36:00.000+08:00

Joey wanted a bright one.She wanted it to be retro and have some stuff related to music,obviously musical notes.At first i pictured some stuff spiraling in to one middle spot,so,i did that.It still looked quite plain after that,so,i added a few things to the background,like the fading image of a wooden fence and two fractal images ,one black one white.

The Unseen Request

2007-01-13T21:57:00.000+08:00

Last year,as some of you may know,i went around asking for requests.At one time i asked Huldah,and she said she didnt need one but being as stubborn as I am,I started making one for her anyways.I took a long time to make this one,a month or two,since i didnt know what to do and how to make it once i knew what i was gonna do.

I made an aurora in the background.The trees are from an imagepack.While i was making the aurora,i had to change the colours because in the process of making the wallpaper,i had to change certain colours.The original colour of the aurora was green and a little yellow.I tried to make the wallpaper look as if it was painted by water colour too.I had fun making this and the time it took was worth it.

The product of the year..to me,and some other people

2006-12-25T19:41:00.000+08:00

I love the iPod,so i decided to make an iPod wallpaper...its a simple one.I could'nt find a picture of the new iPod video,so i used this model,sorry.Well...merry christmas,and screw Tom Dickson for blending his iPod.

Randomness

2006-12-18T18:04:00.000+08:00

I had nothing to do..so..i made more wallpapers.I just brushed in different places directions...just to make something.

Coconut!

2006-12-16T13:58:00.000+08:00

I had to do it.

Abu's Second request

2006-12-14T22:26:00.000+08:00

I delayed a few requests and i'll try not to delay other requests next time.Here's Abu's 2nd request.He wanted a mace and a trombone but unfortunately,i could not find a mace.he didnt tell me the colour so i just played with light and warm colours.I'm not satisfied with it and i may post a modified version of it later on,but,Abu is okay with it..so,i'll just post it here first.

Charlene's request

2006-11-22T16:47:00.000+08:00

Charlene wanted a gothic themed wallpaper.She didnt really know what she wanted in it but she wanted it to be dark and black and white....so,i didnt really know what to make,so i made a simple one.Oh..and it'll be better,when you request,to know what you want.

Alfiyan's request

2006-11-21T18:31:00.000+08:00

Alfiyan re-requested his request because it was too hard for me to find a good picture...heh..so,he changed the theme to spreading virus and wanted a dark colour.I didnt know how virus looked like so i just made what i thought i virus would look like.It was fun doing this request ,the colour is nice.

Freestyler

2006-11-20T21:01:00.000+08:00

This are some of the wallpapers i've made when i had nothing else to do.These are just simple clours and smudges.I'm really glad that my work is appreciated although its simple.Some of them arent wallpapers,just pictures.

Abu's and Justin's requests

2006-11-19T23:24:00.000+08:00

Here they are:

Abu wanted a light colour,futuristic effect and a watch and a beach chair to be in his.

Justin wanted a dark colour with a drumset and drumsticks.

Joko's Request

2006-11-15T14:42:00.000+08:00

Joko requested a wallpaper,and a wallpaper he gets!

Simplicity is sweet

2006-11-15T11:39:00.000+08:00

The blogskin is one of the presetted ones.It looks simple and at the same time gives me enough space to put up my stuff,so i wont use any other blogskins that are custom-made as the blogskin is not the focus,its what inside the blog.